Pnp The noob reawakens

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So I've had a fun Dimale so far kicking my heels on the 34/44 border near some big alliances but not actively persuing them until lately. I have discovered some pretty nooby play in my years playing grepolis but I believe I may have found the biggest noob I've ever encounterd. Now to put this in context la familia have a bit of a reputation for simming hard and fighting soft so perhaps this shouldn't have come as a suprise anyway.

Here is our lead role

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Now why did I pick this man to be a victim? Well for a start the points to BP ratio screamed noob at me. Then I looked up his conquers.... such that they were. Now theres no shame in taking internals however too proud to take an internal our hero proceeded to conquer active enemies.... sort of. It does take a certain level of dedication to build up 16 cities that are under 1k in size:

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So the first offence started and was well pretty predictably one sided.

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Now this first siege had to be pulled as you know I am but one person and la fam are quite big.

However he retaliated in some style

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At this point my spidey sense for noobs is going nuts and I dutifully unleash with suprising results:

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I was worried as he came on maybe my LS would go to a watery grave... or maybe he'll just let them hit his LS in his harbour

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So here came the moment I'd waited for the attempt to take his city now heads up I had to pull again as our hero ran to his ally screaming but lets take a moment to appreciate his input here. It really is top top work.

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Throughout this we had a dialogue most of which can't be shared and he has a lot of points for but these two snippets are interesting:

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I should fight on my own... so why are you asking this?

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Interesting no but I think I have found a rare creature... the MEGANOOB
 

FazeWalker

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More spoiler!
Yeah come on!!
SPOILER ALERT!
You got so many spoilers man! Look what I got!
Sorry I got nothing.
 

DeletedUser

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This guy is worse than the noobs in Arma Nero Que lol
 

FazeWalker

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Did anybody say Arma Nero Que? I followed what HarveySpecter tried to do. And just look at the result! This old report, don't try to break siege!! :D

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And just look at the beautiful result! They even ignored the "lol" I used in my message. They are literally sending support to their Founder's city which is in siege.! Megabazos was full online and I believe his LIVE REPORT was posted as attacks were also coming from Arma (Ofcourse transports without escort!)
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Only a few understood the trick, I told TDL to recruit them only. :p
 

DeletedUser

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So I've had a fun Dimale so far kicking my heels on the 34/44 border near some big alliances but not actively persuing them until lately. I have discovered some pretty nooby play in my years playing grepolis but I believe I may have found the biggest noob I've ever encounterd. Now to put this in context la familia have a bit of a reputation for simming hard and fighting soft so perhaps this shouldn't have come as a suprise anyway
This is pretty funny. I feel bad for the guy as everyone has to learn at somepoint right? You would think someone in la farmiglia would at least pull him aside and explain conquestin under 1k point city is less than colonising. Or xplaining send ls with attacks or... or.. but im guessing they are using him like many *head*hunter* has used before to 'build cities' for him to internalise later. I mean given that it takes whole allaince of LF to seige 2 or 3 of BN cities (which was very impressive teamwork btw). Odes and whittler among others were all over the timer..and launching weak cs with weak supports then pulling support and launching others. With better timed supports was impressive. HH sends mail to BN talking trash (as usual). And then immediately gets seiged two hours later lol. Its cool LF believes in him. And then maklahi or someone else will get another city and give it to HH. And he will lose that. Then he will make up some excuse that hes to busy leading the allaince to hold all the cities without help. Eventually LF will figure out the guy is like a hit air balloon.

KM Im sure u will keep bashing them into oblivion. Then dude you are attacking will go inactive for 12 hours and HH will make the call 'internalise him, and we will leave him with two cities become 'low morale' and stack em so he cant be seiged. See (human organs playbook). Then HH will blame the alliance for their inactivity. Then everyone will leave him. Then he will ghost. The end.
 
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DeletedUser

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I was wrong, Arma Nero Que is worse lol.

If I could plus rep you, I would lol.
 

DeletedUser25249

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Ive found me some noobz here to dj but you have found the MEGANOOB for sure
 

DeletedUser10962

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Awww they're repoing him now. La fam leaders would you like me to point you in the direction of some of the other players you should get rid of?
 

DeletedUser47690

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la familia with new leader hh is something new!!
 

DeletedUser10962

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News just in leader of La Fam apparently describes Ril as a great player......
 

DeletedUser13405

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...where do you find these people.......the MegaNoob....love it!
 

DeletedUser33941

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Amazing to see how ``full of themselves`` some of these lads are on the forums and it is always the same ones ;)

Small man syndrome ?

P.S I played in a world or two , still a noob though ....Never have I experienced a enemy player sending out a mass mail to the ``opposition`` alliance crying about ``how not`` the game should be played ( BN to La Fam ) ..... still laughing about it ......maybe it proves the point , men also suffer from PMS !!! Some men at least !! ( No disrespect to the ladies :) )
 
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Amazing to see how ``full of themselves`` some of these lads are on the forums and it is always the same ones ;)

Small man syndrome ?

P.S I played in a world or two , still a noob though ....Never have I experienced a enemy player sending out a mass mail to the ``opposition`` alliance crying about ``how not`` the game should be played ..... still laughing about it ......maybe it proves the point , men also suffer from PMS !!! Some men at least !! ( No disrespect to the ladies :) )

Hi mate. Small man syndrome is definition of ur leader HH. Not sure who ur referring too? I saw u took a city the other day. good job. Also a noob here. LF showing some teamwork... good job or the world would have been over soon. Now it seems like might go on for awhile. But sending no escort with transports is meganoob. And someone in alliance should explain why

P.p.s if ur referring to spamm fake attacks then recalling. Thats pretty lame. To attack a person a lot (not spam). to fake attack and then recall. Over and over again. Super lame.

P.p.p.s i sent attack and then recalled 2 times yesterday. One city. Cancel. Send same attak diff city (cancel) send original attak to firat city. (Changed my mind a couple times) sent at original city. Let it fly 3 hr tt.

P.p.p.p.s. i can tell ur noob cause u believe in HH empty promises/'i will lead u to the promised land' talks. U see his game is built around internalising belivers like u. Check his cities taken on oracle of zancle.

P.p.p.p.p.s 'HH sends out MM great job we have earned there respect we took 6 cities from their best players. Rebuild new op. "Rah rah rah" makes no mention of he sent mail to BN leaders goes to sleep then loses another city. The guy is a mobile simmer. Good when hes online. But thats rare to never.

P.P.s or however many we are on. Good luk to u. Not everyone needs to join BN everywhere. But HH as leader? Dude has blown up 3 alliances? Gimme the servant or super juju moscleo or someone back asap.

Last comment. Stefan... Mention this to cantarelli. (La camorra. Same family of alliance) ' u remember in CS when u were in 'ndraghata or whatever it was and we were all pacted. and U mentioned u like to goto work on all red island and 'take em apart one by one' and HH told u to "get #^#&*^!^" ask him what he thinks of HH. Now all you are on the same side? You know why? HH needs good players like this to hide behind.

You will see the light at some point. good luck mate

Remeber this is a kids game approved for ages 12 and up.
 

DeletedUser33941

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Hi mate. Small man syndrome is definition of ur leader HH. Not sure who ur referring too? I saw u took a city the other day. good job. Also a noob here. LF showing some teamwork... good job or the world would have been over soon. Now it seems like might go on for awhile. But sending no escort with transports is meganoob. And someone in alliance should explain why

P.p.s if ur referring to spamm fake attacks then recalling. Thats pretty lame. To attack a person a lot (not spam). to fake attack and then recall. Over and over again. Super lame.

P.p.p.s i sent attack and then recalled 2 times yesterday. One city. Cancel. Send same attak diff city (cancel) send original attak to firat city. (Changed my mind a couple times) sent at original city. Let it fly 3 hr tt.

P.p.p.p.s. i can tell ur noob cause u believe in HH empty promises/'i will lead u to the promised land' talks. U see his game is built around internalising belivers like u. Check his cities taken on oracle of zancle.

P.p.p.p.p.s 'HH sends out MM great job we have earned there respect we took 6 cities from their best players. Rebuild new op. "Rah rah rah" makes no mention of he sent mail to BN leaders goes to sleep then loses another city. The guy is a mobile simmer. Good when hes online. But thats rare to never.

P.P.s or however many we are on. Good luk to u. Not everyone needs to join BN everywhere. But HH as leader? Dude has blown up 3 alliances? Gimme the servant or super juju moscleo or someone back asap.

Last comment. Stefan... Mention this to cantarelli. (La camorra. Same family of alliance) ' u remember in CS when u were in 'ndraghata or whatever it was and we were all pacted. and U mentioned u like to goto work on all red island and 'take em apart one by one' and HH told u to "get #^#&*^!^" ask him what he thinks of HH. Now all you are on the same side? You know why? HH needs good players like this to hide behind.

You will see the light at some point. good luck mate

Remeber this is a kids game approved for ages 12 and up.

Geeeeeesssss, you guys have a lot of issues ! LOL ! ;) Good luck, hope you can sort out all your problems, this is only a game :pro:
 
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DeletedUser10962

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Stefan I don't think I was being overly full of myself I felt this individual needed to be mocked not least because of his conduct in pms. I'd be happy to forward them to you if you want in game so you can see what a wonderfully pleasant person he is
 

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on your consience
 
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DeletedUser

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Geeeeeesssss, you guys have a lot of issues ! LOL ! ;) Good luck, hope you can sort out all your problems, this is only a game :pro:

To quote u from a PM to one of our players the other day. Who are u to say i have issues? U know nothing about me, have never talked me in RL or what im doing ATM which is laying on a beach on an island somewhere hiding in the shade. Cause my skin and the sun dont get along. So if i want to make some posts cause im bored ( the good kind of bored). Why does that mean i have issues?

And yes bro this is just a game and i hope banter comes across as friendly and joking in nature. Ask super juju. He will tell u im a friendly chap, or slayerisback or anyone but HH.

Ok byebye now. going to get a cocunut from the guy with a machete. I will see if i can use my gold to purchase it. Standby
 

DeletedUser49069

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So I've had a fun Dimale so far kicking my heels on the 34/44 border near some big alliances but not actively persuing them until lately. I have discovered some pretty nooby play in my years playing grepolis but I believe I may have found the biggest noob I've ever encounterd. Now to put this in context la familia have a bit of a reputation for simming hard and fighting soft so perhaps this shouldn't have come as a suprise anyway
This is pretty funny. I feel bad for the guy as everyone has to learn at somepoint right? You would think someone in la farmiglia would at least pull him aside and explain conquestin under 1k point city is less than colonising. Or xplaining send ls with attacks or... or.. but im guessing they are using him like many *head*hunter* has used before to 'build cities' for him to internalise later. I mean given that it takes whole allaince of LF to seige 2 or 3 of BN cities (which was very impressive teamwork btw). Odes and whittler among others were all over the timer..and launching weak cs with weak supports then pulling support and launching others. With better timed supports was impressive. HH sends mail to BN talking trash (as usual). And then immediately gets seiged two hours later lol. Its cool LF believes in him. And then maklahi or someone else will get another city and give it to HH. And he will lose that. Then he will make up some excuse that hes to busy leading the allaince to hold all the cities without help. Eventually LF will figure out the guy is like a hit air balloon.

KM Im sure u will keep bashing them into oblivion. Then dude you are attacking will go inactive for 12 hours and HH will make the call 'internalise him, and we will leave him with two cities become 'low morale' and stack em so he cant be seiged. See (human organs playbook). Then HH will blame the alliance for their inactivity. Then everyone will leave him. Then he will ghost. The end.

awe... im so loved..... Time to wake these forums up again!!! :D
 
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