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The Pagasae Preacher, Issue 27
Oldest Newspaper in Pagasae
Always First With The News (because we make it up)
Welcome to the Pagasae Preacher, the original and best paper in Pagasae (er, we're currently the only one - Ed)Oldest Newspaper in Pagasae
Always First With The News (because we make it up)
Also probably the only paper ever published by someone only wanting to trade gold in a world...
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Who's hot, and who's not
The Musketeers - apart from Cincilla Bu (waves), don't recognise many of this lot, has the look of an MRA. Luke warm.
No Vaseline - again looks like an MRA. Luke a bit further.
Maltese Knights - one or two names, could be ok. Luke before crossing.
The Sicilians - same old Sicilians. Lukes unlikely.
Black Star - absolute top notch players. Luke very dangerous.
Death before Dishoner - never a good sign if you can't spell your own name, especially if it's a bad one. Luke away.
Black Flag - likely to be flying at half mast very quickly. Luke out.
Pouet Pouet Family - Lukes terrible.
Goldilocks - cheeky gits have nicked half my alliance name. Luke behind you.
Time Bandits - yeah. Luke forward to this one...
In other news...
Er, there isn't any other news yet. There isn't any news at all yet. What sort of an idiot writes a paper after an hour or so of a server?
The answer to this and many more questions will be completely ignored in the unlikely event of another edition...