The REAL reason Evolution went on vacation

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Everyone loves a good conspiracy and some more than others. I like all the classics from Trilateral Commissions with black helicopters to fluoridization of water as a means of population and/or mind control.

The Evo "Vacation" seemed like a good subject for speculation. Here's my top 3. You can tell me your ideas.

# 3 Princess Lozza and a few others were starting to lose their will to resist the charms of those "rim warriors" and the alliance implemented its crisis plan and brought in reprogramming specialists.

# 2 Forgotten and other alliances forming the Evolution Corps of Engineers weren't building cities fast enough to replace losses. Operations will resume once the engineers have finished building some more cities for Evolution to move into.

# 1 It's an eHarmony free communications weekend and this may be the only chance many Evolution members ever have to get a date!
 

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egami said:
Everyone loves a good conspiracy and some more than others. I like all the classics from Trilateral Commissions with black helicopters to fluoridization of water as a means of population and/or mind control.

The Evo "Vacation" seemed like a good subject for speculation. Here's my top 3. You can tell me your ideas.

# 3 Princess Lozza and a few others were starting to lose their will to resist the charms of those "rim warriors" and the alliance implemented its crisis plan and brought in reprogramming specialists.

# 2 Forgotten and other alliances forming the Evolution Corps of Engineers weren't building cities fast enough to replace losses. Operations will resume once the engineers have finished building some more cities for Evolution to move into.

# 1 It's an eHarmony free communications weekend and this may be the only chance many Evolution members ever have to get a date!
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Egami, WOOOW. Yet again you speak the truth in such a comedic way that everyone loves. (And you've once again made me spew my drink out at work at the most random yet important of times. Haha.)
 

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I get a small finder's fee from manufacturers every time a person spills their drink laughing or smashes their keyboard in anger reading my posts. If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't say any of this stuff. Instead, I'd write poetry and try to bond with the rest of the world.....

I gave my love a cherry
that had no stone.
I gave my love a
.......crash
 

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eharmony's free this weekend?? ;-)
very funny tho :) cheered me up lol
 

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egami said:
Everyone loves a good conspiracy and some more than others. I like all the classics from Trilateral Commissions with black helicopters to fluoridization of water as a means of population and/or mind control.

The Evo "Vacation" seemed like a good subject for speculation. Here's my top 3. You can tell me your ideas.

# 3 Princess Lozza and a few others were starting to lose their will to resist the charms of those "rim warriors" and the alliance implemented its crisis plan and brought in reprogramming specialists.

# 2 Forgotten and other alliances forming the Evolution Corps of Engineers weren't building cities fast enough to replace losses. Operations will resume once the engineers have finished building some more cities for Evolution to move into.

# 1 It's an eHarmony free communications weekend and this may be the only chance many Evolution members ever have to get a date!
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Do you have mental issues? Along with the rest of the Bob's?
 
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Silba, no, egami doesn't have mental issues. but it appears you can't stop talking out of your profile picture. its a joke, move on with your vacation.
 
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Silba,

Having a battle of the minds with an unarmed man is gonna get me slapped with a bully label. I am sorry your Mom won't let you swim at the deep end of the pool. I am also sorry you hate the world and can't figure out why the world is none too fond of you. However, there is hope. There are some wonderful new drug regimens that have shown promise in reducing the symptoms of Gelded Brain Function, also know as GBF or the "Pauly Shore" disease.

If you couldn't find humor in this post, that's understandable, However, if you're going to ridicule with the big boys and girls, you're really going to have step up your game. Right now you're one step above "I know you are but what am I" which is really not a good place to be when you're bantering.

As to being a "Bob" I am not sure someone whose claim to fame is having over half his conquered cities be abandoned (not just afk but abandoned?) should really be even THINKING about the kettle, let alone pronouncing its color. Grepostats is a merciless mirror, ain't it. You've managed to meet your Evolution quota by beating cities that don't even have people associated with them. Might want to check in with the wizards of excuses to explain that one. I may be a beginning player (and I the clownfish in the school of pirhana I swim with) but even I've managed to kill two Evo cities trying their darndest to avoid the conquer. I really should get credit for 3 but you guys dumped jgcarrier over the side before I could complete the conquest. Understandable since it was a 37-hour CS trip (Ever try to do a nearly four day conquer? Every op since has paled in comparison) jgcarrier called me a Bob too (in so many words) the entire four days. Then I took over his city and named it Cute Puppy.
 
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LaBandolera said:
I think they just wanted to show they can with ppl even in vac mode :p U SUX PL this has your name all over it
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I love it when people who I've never spoken to can make statements like this.. Like you know anything about me lmao!
 
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nvm, princess explained it a lot better.
 
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Don't fret Lozza. Most of us here in Grepolis are a little more thoughtful, even when we flame. You and aaxc and many others in Evo are fun and enjoyable people even if you work for the Evil Empire. As I've said before, this is good fun for me, not some holy crusade to right some injustice or offset my frustration at not getting a shiny red bike when I was six.

People like Silba and Basilisk get my attention but they might as well drop a request in my mailbox. Other than that, it's all fun and you are my favorite "target" because you handle it with class, intelligence and humor. You can't ask for better in a friend or an opponent.

Sorry you didn't know about the eHarmony free weekend. I tried to find your page on eHarmony but you wouldn't believe how many "princess" handles there are on dating sites.
 

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I've calmed down a bit now lol got a bit worked up, but think it was withdrawal symptons :D

You are my fav AL player :) and you are fun too.. think we should spread some love around here rather than hate lol

lol yeah i missed out on free weekend, maybe next time :D
 

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Yeah...I don't know you egami, I've never fought you, and I probably won't...but you are dang funny.

I tried to get an eHarmony account. I took their 100 steps to happiness quiz and tried to fit into their 9 step parameter of compatibility but alas...they could not find a box in which to place me. Being rejected by eHarmony gave me pause, so I asked myself...Is compatibility the most important aspect to a real lasting relationship? Or...is it something else. Something a bit more tangible.

After a lot of thought I found a site just right for me.

Thank you eHarmony for setting me on the right path!
 

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egami said:
Silba,

Having a battle of the minds with an unarmed man is gonna get me slapped with a bully label. I am sorry your Mom won't let you swim at the deep end of the pool. I am also sorry you hate the world and can't figure out why the world is none too fond of you. However, there is hope. There are some wonderful new drug regimens that have shown promise in reducing the symptoms of Gelded Brain Function, also know as GBF or the "Pauly Shore" disease.

If you couldn't find humor in this post, that's understandable, However, if you're going to ridicule with the big boys and girls, you're really going to have step up your game. Right now you're one step above "I know you are but what am I" which is really not a good place to be when you're bantering.

As to being a "Bob" I am not sure someone whose claim to fame is having over half his conquered cities be abandoned (not just afk but abandoned?) should really be even THINKING about the kettle, let alone pronouncing its color. Grepostats is a merciless mirror, ain't it. You've managed to meet your Evolution quota by beating cities that don't even have people associated with them. Might want to check in with the wizards of excuses to explain that one. I may be a beginning player (and I the clownfish in the school of pirhana I swim with) but even I've managed to kill two Evo cities trying their darndest to avoid the conquer. I really should get credit for 3 but you guys dumped jgcarrier over the side before I could complete the conquest. Understandable since it was a 37-hour CS trip (Ever try to do a nearly four day conquer? Every op since has paled in comparison) jgcarrier called me a Bob too (in so many words) the entire four days. Then I took over his city and named it Cute Puppy.
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No one cares about what you just said, i only reasd the first few lines and why did you steal and re-word my 'unarmed' joke towards Syliss? Fool.

and FYI if my mouth was anywhere near my avatar.. come on... heaven much?

Edit: So you spotted i like ghosts... What's wrong with that? They are free cities, someone needs to take them. The only reason i did is so i could become a big boy and help my alliance. If you have a problem with it... no one cares :) you are a big big baby bum bum.
 
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Yep, Definitely Dislike Silba as Much as Cjbinks. (I cant forget RonaldB Either. Hes just a Real Gem) ::Smirks::

P.s. Jennesis, You crack me up... I think you and Egami would be a Good E harmony Match for sure! =)
 

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I must say, fun thread :)

This is the reason Evo "took the day off" (and, some may have wanted eHarmony, lol)
 

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XxSyLissxX said:
Yep, Definitely Dislike Silba as Much as Cjbinks. (I cant forget RonaldB Either. Hes just a Real Gem) ::Smirks::

P.s. Jennesis, You crack me up... I think you and Egami would be a Good E harmony Match for sure! =)
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Damn, you dislike me :(

What a wounder! I was hoping we could go fishing some day, It's real fun..
 

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Silba said:
Damn, you dislike me :(

What a wounder! I was hoping we could go fishing some day, It's real fun..
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Hmmm.... only if your wearing those "Ununtu" Undies. then I'd consider it. ::Winks::
 

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"Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like...
and then just stay together?
I guess that wouldn't work.
Someone would leave.
Someone always leaves.
Then we would have to say good-bye.
I hate good-byes.
I know what I need. I need more hellos."

- Charles M. Schulz​

hello. :)
 

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Rooster Jones said:
"Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like...
and then just stay together?
I guess that wouldn't work.
Someone would leave.
Someone always leaves.
Then we would have to say good-bye.
I hate good-byes.
I know what I need. I need more hellos."

- Charles M. Schulz​

hello. :)
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hello roaster !!!!!!!!



i like it ;)
 
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