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Genesis
As the old world ended, pilgrims were sent forth and they travelled 14 Days and 6 nights, for lo the internet is an odd place. They searched until they found suitable lands and they praised The Goat for she brought them safely to new lands across the vastness of the ether. The pilgrims who's names are lost in antiquity, prepared the lands and build city's in praise of the goat, and the message was sent unto the old world. 'Come in the waters fine'
Many warriors answered the call, some travelled to other lands on personnel quests, many were too old and injured to make the great journey. As the warriors arrived a great council was called and the people said who shall lead us, many said Devindared has served us well in the past for knows the way of the Goat. gabrish saw this and said unto the masses 'for lo there is a 50 member limit' I will recreate Warpath and we will have a great pact.
So the great pact was signed and it was decided to expand in different directions. gabrish said unto Devindared forsooth it is too hard to go in that direction for there is another alliance there and I am scared, I need to expand in ocean 45. Devindared said 'no problems my old sea sparrow, yehaa (for he was originally from as strange land), Atomic has no fear we shall go unto 55. gabrish mistook kindness for weakness, and on that day he turned away from the goat and named himself 'The Muppet Master'
While Atomic searched for great warriors to help in the purification of its lands, the 'muppet master' schemed with other non-believers and turned Warpath's warrior against the goat with lies about Atomic.
During this time wibblewoo arrived in the new world, see below an extract from the book of wibblewoo.
After journeying over under and through worlds on a quest so secret he didn't even tell himself, wibblewoo who was the purist and drunkest of all the disciples arrived in the new world and he said 'look a pub, this place will do, round up sheep, kill all the hookers and bring them to me' (This was in the ancient language and translated to modern it is believed to say look what a good place to found a city). Hence a new city was founded 'ALL HAIL THE GOAT' and Wibbs said I shall found a new alliance and it will be called 'Taz is English' in honour of his old friend and demi-god.
On seeing this powerful alliance Devindared travelled to the great city of Goat Holm D and a historic meeting was had. although an exact account of the meeting was lost in the BBQ incident in the year of the earlobe, it is generally agreed the meeting went like this.
Wibbs, Hi Dev,
Dev, Hi Wibbs look your alliance is great can we merge into you.
Wibbs, Hmm I will have to pray on this.
And the Gin was called for and Wibbs did pray and pray and pray. After he had finished praying, Wibbs said unto Dev, Shlook im tyk anm nee klmmpy hic.
The goat had foreseen Wibbs devoutness and transmuted Taz unto the spot. Taz being also devout was able to translate.
This is what was said
look mate I can't be bothered with all that admin I'll join you. But I want all the dead hookers.
And the great merger happened and peace was apon the lands.
The muppet master saw the happiness in Atomic and was envious and thus he planned his treachery and on the first day of the year of the Tea Cosy, Warpath, No Noobs allowed, and Adeptus attacked our holy brethren, and lo Atomic were rocked. The council were called and it was decided Noobs will die first then we shall deal with Warpath and the evil one shalt be rimmed, and lo any other allies he has shall then be converted to the way of the goat, oh they shalt be converted on our alters. Hence the word was sent forth, and the word is PEACE.
There will be peace. Atomic shall bring peace. Our warriors shall bring peace.
As the old world ended, pilgrims were sent forth and they travelled 14 Days and 6 nights, for lo the internet is an odd place. They searched until they found suitable lands and they praised The Goat for she brought them safely to new lands across the vastness of the ether. The pilgrims who's names are lost in antiquity, prepared the lands and build city's in praise of the goat, and the message was sent unto the old world. 'Come in the waters fine'
Many warriors answered the call, some travelled to other lands on personnel quests, many were too old and injured to make the great journey. As the warriors arrived a great council was called and the people said who shall lead us, many said Devindared has served us well in the past for knows the way of the Goat. gabrish saw this and said unto the masses 'for lo there is a 50 member limit' I will recreate Warpath and we will have a great pact.
So the great pact was signed and it was decided to expand in different directions. gabrish said unto Devindared forsooth it is too hard to go in that direction for there is another alliance there and I am scared, I need to expand in ocean 45. Devindared said 'no problems my old sea sparrow, yehaa (for he was originally from as strange land), Atomic has no fear we shall go unto 55. gabrish mistook kindness for weakness, and on that day he turned away from the goat and named himself 'The Muppet Master'
While Atomic searched for great warriors to help in the purification of its lands, the 'muppet master' schemed with other non-believers and turned Warpath's warrior against the goat with lies about Atomic.
During this time wibblewoo arrived in the new world, see below an extract from the book of wibblewoo.
After journeying over under and through worlds on a quest so secret he didn't even tell himself, wibblewoo who was the purist and drunkest of all the disciples arrived in the new world and he said 'look a pub, this place will do, round up sheep, kill all the hookers and bring them to me' (This was in the ancient language and translated to modern it is believed to say look what a good place to found a city). Hence a new city was founded 'ALL HAIL THE GOAT' and Wibbs said I shall found a new alliance and it will be called 'Taz is English' in honour of his old friend and demi-god.
On seeing this powerful alliance Devindared travelled to the great city of Goat Holm D and a historic meeting was had. although an exact account of the meeting was lost in the BBQ incident in the year of the earlobe, it is generally agreed the meeting went like this.
Wibbs, Hi Dev,
Dev, Hi Wibbs look your alliance is great can we merge into you.
Wibbs, Hmm I will have to pray on this.
And the Gin was called for and Wibbs did pray and pray and pray. After he had finished praying, Wibbs said unto Dev, Shlook im tyk anm nee klmmpy hic.
The goat had foreseen Wibbs devoutness and transmuted Taz unto the spot. Taz being also devout was able to translate.
This is what was said
look mate I can't be bothered with all that admin I'll join you. But I want all the dead hookers.
And the great merger happened and peace was apon the lands.
The muppet master saw the happiness in Atomic and was envious and thus he planned his treachery and on the first day of the year of the Tea Cosy, Warpath, No Noobs allowed, and Adeptus attacked our holy brethren, and lo Atomic were rocked. The council were called and it was decided Noobs will die first then we shall deal with Warpath and the evil one shalt be rimmed, and lo any other allies he has shall then be converted to the way of the goat, oh they shalt be converted on our alters. Hence the word was sent forth, and the word is PEACE.
There will be peace. Atomic shall bring peace. Our warriors shall bring peace.
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