Police are following up investigations into a Brutal Attack. In an interview with Interpol, they had this to say 'The Usual Suspects have been brought in for questioning following a crime streak accross all of Europe. Inferno's have been lit in several major cities; with initial suspician falling on The Danish Division of The Crimson Rebels, We believe that this is only scratching the surface. We dispatched The Fruit Loop Troop in an attempt to quell The Uprising, however they ran off in every which direction, joining up again to sit in a circle worshipping The Hammer which they claim to be both Alpha et Omega. After hours of humming and chanting they claim a Legion Of Death is Coming Soon to The Spartans.... In my personal opinion, I feel that they are a bit behind in the times, but the one group nobody ever suspects live all around us and have infiltrated everything. You know what im talking about *whispers* The Illuminati!!!!'
