Perhaps we can keep the game exciting by offering a Top 12 every now and then.
There is no point making a top 12 here, everyone past #2 is irrelevant. Actually, screw it, I'm drunk, bored and not playing here seriously so have no dog in this fight.
#1 Fiasco - Swim
I'm fairly well acquainted with FU at this point. Quite a few assholes over there, but they have by far the most knowledgable and willing to gold members out of this world. Unless the rest of these teams have a lot of tricks up their sleeves, it is only a matter of time until Nutz and Co. seal this world up.
#2 Going Nowhere - Float, cannon fodder mostly
Aptly named, not really any big names there, very few I recognize. The amount of inactives/VMers this early is concerning, and fits the "we're losing and we just don't know it yet" curve. They are a little over half Fiascos size, which is not insurmountable. However, I doubt these guys have the balls to make anything significant happen. They'll likely sit around with their heads inserted squarely between their cheeks feeding Fiasco BP until they win.
#3 Dominators - Slowly sink
Oh boy where to start here. So many simmers. Mrtravis, Mike the victorious, James XXI, Coogeeman, this roster is straight stacked with simmers, and not even the good kind. I've heard Mike is the def coord here, oh boy. Dude couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag, and now he's leadership? The only reason this ship isn't rapidly sinking is the general ranks of this alliance are too dumb to know when to call it quits and will hang around long after they're already dead.
#4 - T.B.D - Irrelevant
#5 - Rage - Irrelevant
#6 - Orion - Irrelevant
#7 - Peeasko United - See #1
#8 - I'm not going any further, I've lost interest and it's all garbage from here on down.
Hope you enjoyed my stellar breakdown. Actually no I don't really care either way, I enjoy hatemail too.