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There once was an alliance of Ravens, and unkindness if you will. They were very unkind to their neighbors the poor little Triadians.
Everyday they would travel from the East to come and try to peck out their eyes and eat their muffins.
One day the Triadians decided that they should try and make peace with the unkindness of Ravens. So they made a long treacherous journey to the capital of the Raven's Republic.
With them they brought a humble peace offering of homemade pie that they had got from a pirate ship along the way.
Upon arriving with the pie one of the Triadians accidentally tripped over their untied shoelace.
The pie then flew across the room and hit one of the Raven's leaders directly in the face.
The Triadians feeling horrible about what their clumsiness had cause attempted to delivery other delicious baked goods to make up for it.
When they arrived in the city however they found it completely abandoned.
The Ravens had misunderstood this peaceful march by the Triadians as an attack on their city. Believing themselves to be under attack they did the only logical thing.
Seeing the city abandoned the Triadians concluded that they must have gone to their grandmothers' houses for the holidays. So the Triadians being such good neighbors decided to take the long march to follow the fleeing Ravens across the seas to delivery their goodies.
WARNING! This PnP may cause temporary insanity, permanent insanity, a desire to become a pirate, a desire to get/become a cat, a desire to +rep CoD, a need to deliver muffins to nearby Ravens or CoDs, a need to live in your mom's basement in fear of the outside world, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, regular diarrhea, death in average cases, and a fear of "homemade" pie. Ask your doctor if this PnP is right for you.
Everyday they would travel from the East to come and try to peck out their eyes and eat their muffins.
One day the Triadians decided that they should try and make peace with the unkindness of Ravens. So they made a long treacherous journey to the capital of the Raven's Republic.
With them they brought a humble peace offering of homemade pie that they had got from a pirate ship along the way.
Upon arriving with the pie one of the Triadians accidentally tripped over their untied shoelace.
The pie then flew across the room and hit one of the Raven's leaders directly in the face.
The Triadians feeling horrible about what their clumsiness had cause attempted to delivery other delicious baked goods to make up for it.
When they arrived in the city however they found it completely abandoned.
The Ravens had misunderstood this peaceful march by the Triadians as an attack on their city. Believing themselves to be under attack they did the only logical thing.
Seeing the city abandoned the Triadians concluded that they must have gone to their grandmothers' houses for the holidays. So the Triadians being such good neighbors decided to take the long march to follow the fleeing Ravens across the seas to delivery their goodies.
