Virus PSA (Public Service Announcement)

DeletedUser

Guest
Alo everyone,

Are you tired of staying up late trying to make sure you hit your in game timings? Tired of losing cities because your incompetent allies can't seem to help? Stressed out that no matter how hard you try, you just can't seem succeed in Grepolis?

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Well Good News Folks. Virus players currently maintain a high surplus of free city slots, and we want your cities to fill them. Virus is currently providing free infections of all cities which meet our criteria:

1) Must be minimum of 8k, will consider lower pt values if the resources and warehouses are fully developed.
2) City must be designated within the borders of O55.

If interested please contact any of our diplomats if you feel your city is right for us. But if you are still not convinced, just ask these satisfied players.

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On top of liberating one from the menial toils of manual labour, infection has the uncanny ability to assist those current dungeon dwellers with the opposite sex. Infection goes straight to the Loser in ones genes, and replaces it with Winner!

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This has the uncanny ability of attracting the opposite sex.

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After
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Physical improvements occur for both sexes. This is because Virus doesn't discriminate.

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After
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Now, if you act today. Virus will improve upon your infection by removing any tarnishing social ailments you may suffer from. Just ask this Guy.

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Proof
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The results are irrefutable. If you are looking to improve your life, seek your nearest Virus player for immediate infection. We will take your cities, and in the process you will become a better version of you! And don't lie, you know this to be the truth, as present you can't even look in the mirror without feeling the uncontrollable urge to regurgitate breakfast into the sink.

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May your infection be swift and painless,
Not2Sane

Disclaimer: This is a public service announcement sponsored by Virus. Although conquest by Virus is known to provide social and physical benefits to individuals, those results are not guaranteed and vary from person to person.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
may your infection be swift an painless. and if it's painful we dont really care infection is coming and you are to removed from 55
and if needed councilling will be provided for those in distress.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I think we should put our phone numbers too. If u are sad and think to quit. Call now and improve your life in seconds.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
blah1294 is right, but we do not provide service in O36. Pitty though, if u are eager to improve your life. I could suggest you to move in our direction.




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DeletedUser13255

Guest
That was a very funny PnP Not2Sane. I really enjoyed it. :D
 
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