Pnp War With Valks - Cobra Story

Pickled Soldier

Phrourach
Valks VS Cobra


Please go easy i don't PnP to often as you can tell

The Valkyries have been an alliance on the south of Ocean 45 but have crept up into its northern parts i for one do not like this so a few of us made a small group aimed to take them out!

:pro:

23 hours after Cobra was founded, our good leader Patroclus 1979 declared war..



We heard that The Valks were attacking a few AC players, names i shall not disclose!
We sent support here to sneakily get a few dbp's while killing of Valk Light ships and troops!

Then at 2012-04-13 at 23:35 i have a message from one of my players Sparkler CC stating he had attacks incoming to his city, obviously we mustered a defense as that is protocol for any alliance!

Little did we know we were coming up against an armada.............

Valks are known for LS but cmon guys lets be honest, 7LS coming from 9k city?


The unescorted


Again you guessed it unescorted


Thanks for the BP valks, hopefully what happened yesterday will happen again, lesson for everyone escort your attacks!!:p

Sorry for its short length but, thank you for reading an i hope you had as much laugh as i did!!!​

The Valkyries we went to war with to find glory
But as you will see this is only the start of the cobra story
A story that will be short lived for our enemies
As they will only carry on through our memories,
Many alliances in Gythium have risen and fallen
After we finish with Valks they will be crawling

I hope you enjoyed all i have wrote,
And i will leave you on this short note!


:pro:
 

papichoco

Guest
WOW ouch... but in all fairness he is the lowest in the Valkyrie and maybe they need to teach him better...
i have to admit i would love to have more updates about this 5 vs 46 war... Did the Cobras bit more than they can chew or will The Valkyries lose respect if they can't clear them out quickly...hmmm

maybe The Valkyries should have a team of 5 to fight them ... 5 vs 5. lol (i'm bored and it's the only interesting on the forum theses day)

still good PnP
 

papichoco

Guest
What's up with the Updates on this war... Looks like Valks took a big bite out of Cobras... Is this war still on ?
 

HerballyEnhanced

Guest
Hahaha what a joke.

Lets look at REALITY for a second here.

First.. Cobra took a city from us. So we took it back, and then a few more for our trouble... aka "b!tch you got taxed"


As you notice in the middle they found our smallest player, since they know they know they really can't do much else.


That's the grepo equivalent of getting mad and then killing our pet kitty because you don't dare make direct eye contact with us. You know better than that don't ya?

You sure do. You know better.



Good boy. Run away.. Back home where your safe. I thought you didn't like us? Why join an ally? I was told you were pretty cool, looks like you're full of b!tch a$$ to me. After all this work on a PnP this is what we get? Don't forget, you were originally Tiny Teddies. When your alliance crumbed you ran to Musketeers again instead of re-forming to fight us. We expected it. You're more fit for a gold digger than a grepo player from what I've seen.. Why don't you go back to cobra and show us what you got?
 

ptelhombre

Guest
ARGH! Another enemy player turns out to be my bestest bud ever by turning into an ally? Wow, this war didn't even last a month. At least Tiny Teddies provided a month and a half worth of entertainment.

Musks...come on...this guy has switched alliances and basically just ran home to mama because he got a boo boo. Do you really want someone like this in your alliance? He represents all you can be? They were picking on players with like 2 cities when we came in to defend our young and gave them a bloody nose.

Man, it feels like having the carpet taken out from under us losing enemies like Pickled. I mean...what was the conversation like?

Pickled Soilder to Musks, "I leave cause these Valks need to DIE!"
Pickled Soilder to Valks, "My name is Pickled Soilder and your presence offends me...prepare to DIE!"
Valks to Pickled Soilder, "Pew Pew"
Pickled Soilder to Musks, "MAMA the big bad mean Valks hurt my little umb umb!"

I mean really...drama like this farce is bringing me to tears with laughter. If Pickled Soilder starts asking Musks to declare war against an alliance outside the top 20 I just really wouldn't be surprised. It would be true to form with the way he conducted war against Valks for...19 days that he felt like he could man up.

Sad...just.....sad....
 
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HerballyEnhanced

Guest
Pickled Soilder to Musks, "I leave cause these Valks need to DIE!"
Pickled Soilder to Valks, "My name is Pickled Soilder and your presence offends me...prepare to DIE!"
Valks to Pickled Soilder, "Pew Pew"
Pickled Soilder to Musks, "MAMA the big bad mean Valks hurt my little umb umb!"
LoL. That sounds about right. When all else fails, join somebody big instead of doing anything honorable or worthy of mention. Its the ex-TT special move of course. We all know they can't do anything without help of others.

TT failed.
Cobra spin off failed.
Everything they try to do on their own fails. No wonder they need Musketeers. The difference is Musketeers would be fine without ex-TT. ex-TT however, would not be fine without Musketeers.
 
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ptelhombre

Guest
I'm sorry...we are not able to continue the war at this time because of the letters V and M(Cobra leader went into VM to avoid losing any more cities). We will provide another update within 42 days.
 
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BasilBarfly

Guest
LoL. That sounds about right. When all else fails, join somebody big instead of doing anything honorable or worthy of mention. Its the ex-TT special move of course. We all know they can't do anything without help of others.

TT failed.
Cobra spin off failed.
Everything they try to do on their own fails. No wonder they need Musketeers. The difference is Musketeers would be fine without ex-TT. ex-TT however, would not be fine without Musketeers.
TT didnt fail. It imploded.
 

MetalCore

Strategos
TT didnt fail. It imploded.
Correct. TT was the standard of success up to that point as well. Top avgs across the board (except for the very end where gs got ahead in one or two catagories) and dominated milestones. Took ourselves to destroy ourselves
 

thedemon447

Guest
Wait wait wait hold up!?!?!? So its a three way love affair! Valks, Musks and Grimm i think this might turn out worse then lamba. Well love and all is cute but i have to ask whos the man in this relationship?
 

HerballyEnhanced

Guest
TT didnt fail. It imploded.
Correct. TT was the standard of success up to that point as well. Top avgs across the board (except for the very end where gs got ahead in one or two catagories) and dominated milestones. Took ourselves to destroy ourselves
Imploded, failed, fizzled, sucked, popped, whatever you want to call it, they didn't last. If the original TT members (and I guess that would be you too) were really as good as you all claimed to be you would have cut the fat or whatever cause the problems, reformed, and continued to fight. But you didn't. TT <insert whatever you call for failing here> and then joined the next largest alliance in the world instead of battling to the end like the warriors TT made themselves out to be should have. I mean we get it, TT needed the large numbers of feel good about themselves knowing that if the tables were even they had no chance. But to join somebody that was pacted with your enemies is rather... cowardly? To not even try to continue the war is rather... pansy-a$$?

What happened to the grepo fighting spirit. What happened to fighting your enemies until they were gone. I'm glad a few TT broke off to try again, its a shame more didn't defect and try their luck. But then again after what happened when they <insert the same word again here for failing> and didn't recover on their own it really didn't suprise anybody that the same players wouldn't dare leave the safety of the largest alliance in the world and fight players smaller than them.

Ah well, stuff happens. I miss the days when an enemy meant an enemy.

Oh and we all know what Milestones mean... "best gold whore" :)
 
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thedemon447

Guest
Yes i do agree with you i hate it when alliances disband. This world would be so much more interesting if tt never disbanded, if a founder quits he should at least hand the rights over to someone else!!


Oh and we all know what Milestones mean... "best gold whore"
this is probably the only part i disagree with you in. Just because you get milestones doesn't mean your a gold whore in fact TT was fighting from the start and i loved that , but like many "elite" alliances they ran out of steam. It sucks being the best because then you have no goals to shoot for. At least i think that's what happened to teddy along with a couple internal issues.
 

BasilBarfly

Guest
HerballyEnhanced has started to cry
sobbing in his corner crying why oh why
Tiny Teddies should have stayed to fight
his alliance wanted to show their might

Now when some teddies joins an alliance now number one
he throws a tantrum and threatens to run
its easy to run off at the mouth to us
making out that TT disbanding caused all this fuss

So common, rant, rave and complain
your messages here are all the same
how a great injustice has been done to you
all we can say is boo hoo hoo....

BasilBarfly

No Musketeers were hurt in the writing of this poem, only HerballyEnhanced's ego was bruised....
 

Pickled Soldier

Phrourach
I think all this badmouthing about me is petty, no one except me and a few musks know full story, you only know half the story!
I always had a guarenteed place in musks because i have a personality(unlike some people, majority of who are in valks) and im a good player.
If you wanted to attack me you could of but i didnt get attacked once while in cobra so you had you chance and missed me!
 

thedemon447

Guest
Am i the only one who wants to see musks and Grimm fight. This world is way to boring with all this love!!!!Sadly this forum thread is probably the most exciting thing to happen to gythium since TT has left us. I'm starting to lose hope..... with all this love is this grepolis the game of war, or webkinz the game of love?

Please someone do something spontaneous its getting so bad i had to beg Grimm sleeps to attack because i had all these biremes doing nothing !!!!
 

papichoco

Guest
Finally some fun in this FORUM... hmmm Where do i start ...Ah HERB

Well Herb i was in agreement with you about how VALKs ate up some serious COBRA cities and was ready to congratulations you guys but then you brought up Ex TT (which i am 1 of) who after TT (insert word..i choose imploded ) when to Musks (who are a big asset to musk and strengthen them). Well i think you kinda pooped on yourself here... Herb why are so mad when the real player who got MAD ( rightly so and deserved to get mad) are musk and GS players, they were the ones who made TT bleed and lost some serious target and more importantly closure to a very intense war...

The way remember it is that VALks made themselves big tower and hid behind their walls and the once in a blue moon they would get out, they would throw unescorted attacks... So why are you acting like a Big Boss herb, like you were going to do something .It was Musk and GS who get the credit of distabilising, demoralizing and the implosion of TT ... Not Valks... to tell the truth Herb ...VALks are like Vultures they wait until the lions finish eating (Musk/GS) so they can have the bits of meat left between the ribs, and this is why you are So Mad .. you did not get your bits of in between ribs meat.

You and Valks flourished and learned allot under Musk herb so count yourself lucky .
And for future reference we (Ex-TT) our Very proud Musk and bleed the words (1 for all and all for 1) so i suggest you address us as Musk in the future.