The Noob Theory

[DeletedUser]

Here is how you can tell whether you are a noob, or a pro:

You are a noob if:
1. If you have the word sparta or fire in your name...
2. You have the word THE in you name...
3. You have played on more than half of the worlds.
4. You have been called a noob by a pro...
5. You have bought gold, then forgot to use it.
6. You have joined the forums for popularity.

I qualify for most of these... They are many more ways though... Many...

You are a pro if:
1. You are not a noob...

Is there any pros here!?!?!?!? ro:

 

[DeletedUser14437]

ME! I am in more than half the worlds but have only played 8!

 

[Baudin Toolan]

I disagree with number 4. A lot of pros call players noobs simply cause they are annoying. That doesn't make them noobs, just makes them annoying. Also if edwardicus is a pro then I am the greatest grepolis player ever with the ability to conquer cities using only my mind

 

[DeletedUser14437]

Hey!!!

 

[Baudin Toolan]

I never said you weren't pro, by all means you can be pro but I get to be super pro

 

[DeletedUser]

I qualify for a noob!!! yay!!! but not for any of those reasons

 

[DeletedUser2795]

I am a noob by definition, but (1 & 2) I do not have sparta, fire, or any meaningful words in my name (3) I am borderline for that (4) Err, I can not actually recall anyone explicitly calling me a noob (except on the thread "Why the Above poster is a noob" ), but you never know, I may have missed something (5) I have never paid for anything, and (6), I joined the forums originally because I had some silly idea, and, well, I got hooked

 

[DeletedUser]

If you search up Noob on the dictionary.

You will find a Picture of Aicy beside it's defination

 

[DeletedUser]

Yeszzzz I am a noon well I kinda new that all along

 

[DeletedUser]

A noon?

 

[Aicy]

Cool, I'm not a noob then.

 

[DeletedUser]

i'm a proob

 

[DeletedUser]

I have been told by noobs that i am not a noob

 

[Aicy]

I have been told by noobs that I'm probably in the top 5 best Grepolis players.

Noobs such as Hads and Jaybog, that is.

 

[DeletedUser]

i'm a proob

Same.

 

[DeletedUser]

I have been told by noobs that I'm probably in the top 5 best Grepolis players.

Noobs such as Hads and Jaybog, that is.

I think you're a noob...

 

[Lugosi]

I'm a frube

Spoiler

 

[Aicy]

I think you're a noob...

You've only ever played with me once, and I was consistently ranked in the top 12 before I quit that world because of the lame merge that occurred.

And if you were joking: I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?

 

[DeletedUser]

You've only ever played with me once, and I was consistently ranked in the top 12 before I quit that world because of the lame merge that occurred.

And if you were joking: I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?

Lambda this was, am I correct?

 

[Aicy]

Whatever the world the penguin massacre was on.