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United Limited are pleased to announce that ourselves and onyx enlil have just given birth to a beautiful baby war. Baby is doing well and both parents are very proud. The little tyke is somewhat small at the moment but United Limited will do all it can to see that the little feller grows big and strong.
 

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thanks for the kind words jarpenguin. There are plenty of Onyx to go round if anyone wants one.
 

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lol Jar.....I was saving Dode for a special occasion....he's supposed to be our friend.
 

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our friend :D He didn't even message me back when I said "Long time no see" LOL :D
 

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yeah he doesn't reply to me any more either. could be the fact that we are raping their cities.
 

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Oh Phil. *chuckles* I knew that one of you would eventually post on the forums in regards to this "war" and would try to flame us and boast of non-existent victories. Typical of someone of your caliber.

You may slander us all you wish but I fully intend, "mate," to post everything when this war is finished. I can't say too much just yet but at LEAST this will provide for an entertaining read and should, I sincerely believe, provoke a few chuckles from you all. At least people will get a play-by-play of what happened and see the error of your ways

Win or lose, I try my best to make things interesting and funny. And I think you'll enjoy. So get your popcorn ready...sit back....and enjoy the show

Stay tuned....your war will return after these messages...
 
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I turned tail because no one in Legacy would help each other in times of need! Philoctetes agrees with me, and I bet you that Latin King does also! YOU JUST LET PEOPLE GET ATTACKED/CONQUERED!

And how does that remind you of a boat. And sure, I'll just take your city after you build it up a bit :D
 

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Aramay said:
Win or lose, I try my best to make things interesting and funny.
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Quite so, Aramay. I still haven't figured out if those 7 biremes and 2nd wave of unescorted transports were a fake, or your entire navy, but it was funny anyway and thanks for the BP.

What is the conquer score ? One zip to the UL ? It might hardly be shaking the server, but in a baby war it still puts us kiddy steps in front, and we have more Athena's than you in the boltfest. Processions, festivals and plays are so slow in this game.

Oh and your players say no one in the alliance does what you say - is that true ?

Have fun,

p
 

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ha ha
war is ment to be all out attack attack attack
not some attacks then stop look again at get you whole army killed my more attacks
 

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paksman said:
Quite so, Aramay. I still haven't figured out if those 7 biremes and 2nd wave of unescorted transports were a fake, or your entire navy, but it was funny anyway and thanks for the BP.

What is the conquer score ? One zip to the UL ? It might hardly be shaking the server, but in a baby war it still puts us kiddy steps in front, and we have more Athena's than you in the boltfest. Processions, festivals and plays are so slow in this game.

Oh and your players say no one in the alliance does what you say - is that true ?

Have fun,

p
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*chuckles* Again..I can't disclose too much just yet...we're still in war dollface..but I do promise to clear up any and all misconceptions that you guys may have had or still have. And thanks for the two invites!!! I feel so LOVED. *grins* I always KNEW you guys secretly adored me *blows kisses*
 

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Bananasqwe said:
ha ha
war is ment to be all out attack attack attack
not some attacks then stop look again at get you whole army killed my more attacks
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Agreed. This is a joke of a war on all fronts b/c of the early stage of the game. It really is pointless to just attack if you don't have conquest. Especially if you're too far off to turn that person into a farm. So I agree that these are pointless skirmishes...at least until more people gain conquest...which United have been trying so very hard to prevent us from getting via massive streams of lightening bolts plowing into us. *chuckles*

I love the smell of fear *sniffs the air*

Anyways, as I said...I'll post everything for you guys to read through..sort of like a story..if you're interested enough to read it. And i promise you will have at least one good chuckle over it.
 

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