Ask Fotns

[DeletedUser17088]

Need advice for gameplay? need to know how to end an evil empire? or just wish to share a problem

Whatever the issue, Uncle Jack is here to answer any questions you may have regarding the wonderful world of Grepolis!

a few free tips from Fotns

-Never paint a trireme in the dark, Sails hate fire
-When a slinger/hobo asks for some 'Spare change', toss them a rock. they like rocks
- Cerberus suffer from lactose intolerance, avoid cheesy chat up lines near them

 

[DeletedUser]

How do I win Grepolis!?!

 

[DeletedUser5819]

How much wood would a sea god chuck if a .... you know how it goes.

 

[DeletedUser17088]

How do I win Grepolis!?!

This is easy.

Daily routine

100 situps
35 Lunges
100 push ups
35 minute Jogging session
eat healthily

Long term
Sign up for Morris dancing lessons
Learn Vulcan
Learn how to play grepolis
Attempt to win grepolis

 

[DeletedUser17088]

How much wood would a sea god chuck if a .... you know how it goes.

depends how long the queue is for the post office and how much time he has remaining after picking up his parcels.

 

[DeletedUser]

Would you rather fight one manticore-sized slinger or 100 slinger-sized manticores?

 

[DeletedUser]

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

 

[DeletedUser17088]

Would you rather fight one manticore-sized slinger or 100 slinger-sized manticores?

It is well known that manticore's are 2.3cm from tail to head in length, easily crushed under foot

While a slinger is partial to a can of beans.

so if I am wearing high heels and eating cold beans i could take both down with ease

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

if he is wearing heels and eating cold beans then 1 road is enough. Heels are impossible to walk in, especially with 100 slingers chasing you.

 

[DeletedUser12571]

What's wrong with your face?

 

[DeletedUser17088]

What's wrong with your face?

Ah sorry Equanimity, allow me to remove my mirror mask.

 

[DeletedUser33530]

Ah sorry Equanimity, allow me to remove my mirror mask.

Oh snap!

 

[DeletedUser33530]

How do i defeat red mist in myonia? Also can in have 5 bucks?

 

[DeletedUser17088]

How do i defeat red mist in myonia? Also can in have 5 bucks?

1) to defeat red mist you must become red mist. I do not mean any alliance though, i mean become actual red mist
2) No, my last 5 bucks went on a 'become red mist' toolkit

 

[DeletedUser33530]

Can i have this toolkit and is it possible to die from laugher?

 

[DeletedUser17088]

Can i have this toolkit and is it possible to die from laugher?

1) I cannot give you the toolkit, when i opened the kit it evaporated and only a message saying 'YOLO' remained in the box.
2) It is possible to die from asking too many questions. No idea about laughter though, I am yet to laugh.

 

[DeletedUser23986]

why do you need to give advice to heroic people?

 

[DeletedUser17088]

they lack guidance clearly

 

[DeletedUser23986]

What is the source of your intelligence?

 

[DeletedUser17088]

here obviously

Spoiler

 

[DeletedUser27700]

Why do people keep asking you random questions?