Ask Pushty Something or Suchlike, Okay?

[DeletedUser]

Because I'm bored and I seem to have accumulated a stalker or two, we might as well throw this out there.

Ask me anything. I will attempt to mitigate the dry sarcasm, albeit I fear that will not be sustained. :3

 

[DeletedUser19042]

Are you God?

 

[DeletedUser]

"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image"
I am not.

 

[DeletedUser19042]

Too bad.

Do you like pretending to be god?

 

[DeletedUser]

As fantastic as I am, I am merely engraved in his image.

 

[DeletedUser]

What are the lottery numbers for tomorrow?

 

[DeletedUser]

8, 9, 14, 16, 38, 44.

Duh.

 

[DeletedUser38224]

Are you my Mommy?

 

[DeletedUser]

Why can't unicorns fly, AND poop rainbows at the same time?

 

[DeletedUser33530]

How many stalkers do you have?

 

[DeletedUser]

Why in the world do you like cats?

 

[DeletedUser35431]

Am I one of the stalkers?

 

[DeletedUser33530]

Will the non mods win the war.

 

[DeletedUser]

Are you my Mommy?

My physical state would imply that I haven't given birth to anything, so I'm going to go with nope.

Why can't unicorns fly, AND poop rainbows at the same time?

Because Scottish things are all too masculine to multi-task.

How many stalkers do you have?

"How many do you know of?" would probably have been a better question. :s

 

[DeletedUser33530]

I feel enlightened.

 

[DeletedUser]

My life has been fulfilled.

But why do Scottish unicorns have muscles inside muscles?

 

[DeletedUser]

Because Scotland demands double-toned milk.

 

[DeletedUser]

Why not triple-toned? Why do they do this to us?

 

[DeletedUser23986]

how to quit grepo?(other than getting banned)

i suspect i can't be determined enough

 

[DeletedUser]

Why not triple-toned? Why do they do this to us?

Because unicorns hate you and everything you stand for.

how to quit grepo?(other than getting banned)

i suspect i can't be determined enough

Realise that it will have absolutely no positive effect in your actual life.