Best Text Talk Messages

jabba55

Phrourach
Today I got a message saying; "can i plz join ur allaince i am a good suporter"

So I thought I would start a thread about the best, worst spelling messages. They can be about people trying to join your alliance or people trying to get you to stop farming/attacking them. Anyway have fun and let the best Text Talk win!
 

chalna

Guest
My moral compass is the same as jack sparrow' it points wherever I want it to :D
Ya sure jabba
 

chalna

Guest
it was on the same island, so no ships 0.o
i started a revolt and he didn't even notice it seems.