Count Using Literature!!!

DeletedUser8396

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Ok guys, this is probably my lamest idea yet, but we're gonna do it anyway!

The goal is to count to 10 before I post. The catch is:

You must use a line from an at least somewhat known book, poem, writing, a cool quote, or whatever. Not from a movie. Try to be original though...its no fun if you all use the same ones each time :(

So, for example:

User posts : All for one, one for all!

Apebble walks in, tall dark and handsome like and posts: "Black holes is where god divided by zero" -Einstein (or Steven Wright...Brainyquote is being stupid)

And so on and so forth. Lets have a go!
 
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DeletedUser33512

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“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

Dr Suess (Happy Birthday to You) 1959
 

DeletedUser5819

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GO RIN NO SHO: A BOOK OF FIVE RINGS.
Miyamoto Musashi
 

DeletedUser

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"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."
Elayne Boosler
 

DeletedUser33530

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“While Leo fussed over his helm controls, Hazel and Frank relayed the story of the fish-centaurs and their training camp.
'Incredible,' Jason said. 'These are really good brownies.'
'That's your only comment?' Piper demanded.
He looked surprised. 'What? I heard the story. Fish-centaurs. Merpeople. Letter of intro to the Tiber River god. Got it. But these brownies--'
'I know,' Frank said, his mouth full. 'Try them with Ester's peach preserves.'
'That,' Hazel said, 'is incredibly disgusting.'
'Pass me the jar, man,' Jason said.
Hazel and Piper exchanged a look of total exasperation. Boys.”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena
 

DeletedUser27128

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Oh boy, another counting thread.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-Albert Einstein
 

DeletedUser

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By three methods we may learn wisdom First, by reflection, which is noblest Second, by imitation, which is easiest and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
– from Three Paths to Constipation by Confucius
 

DeletedUser40768

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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
~Abraham Lincoln
 

DeletedUser46838

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I work 90 hours a week. I work 5 to 9, it's not 9 to 5.

Angie Harmon
 

DeletedUser27128

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Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
Abraham Lincoln
 
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