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War Update

Another brief dispatch from the front lines:

from Virus's perspective:
"November 9, 2011
The glorious war of Viral infection has seen some spectacular results. Upon declaration our valiant brothers immediately overwhelmed 3 enemy strongholds in the west, liberating the oppressed masses and bringing the citizens of those cities into the LIGHT OF VIRUS. Recently along our Western Front their has been some minor resistance to the GLORIOUS LIGHT OF VIRUS as 11 unworthy cities were pummeled and fell under the temporary domination of the greedy and rapacious TRB. Communications from within those cities show that the citizens have been undergoing forced inoculations against the TRUTH OF VIRUS. Our propagandists...ahem reporters...assure us that this is a temporary situation that will be remedied shortly. On the Northern Front our strategy of creating diversionary infections has worked brilliantly as 43 of these diversions have successfully fallen to Eviction Notice as planned. Eviction Notice has been completely bamboozled by our strategy of Northern Collapse. Even now Eviction Notice is teetering on the brink of collapse and should be absorbed by Virus within days. We will soon be bringing the LIGHT OF VIRUS to the North. Internally 42 glorious bastions of infection have been re-infected and and reabsorbed into the LIGHT OF VIRUS from the TRUTH OF VIRUS. So for those out there counting Virus victories that is an incredible take of 45 Virus conquers! We are winning the war, bringing truth and enlightenment where ever we go."

From EN's perspective:
MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH

From TRB's perspective:
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE
 
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