Funny Alliance Names/Profiles

DeletedUser29066

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Simple guidelines .. post what you think are funny alliance names and preferably include profiles. Funny, not stupid .. (OK, open to interpretation). Any world.

Here's one to start .. from en45 Hyperborea

The German Leather Cult

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This is The German Leather Cult.

We like it hot, sweaty, hairy and a little bit German at times.

If you like your bears shaved, your midgets wearing make up and your elderly folk in gimp suits, this is the place for you.


If you would like to join our alliance please send in your application in the form of letters sprayed/burned onto the backs of Russian Cattle, direct said Cattle towards TommyC0ckles or nebbas.


Alternatively if you are part of an Alliance requesting a pact, please forward a signed photo of Margaret Thatcher (unclothed) to TommyC0ckles or nebbas.


Thankyou for your time, enjoy life, enjoy 'Ken' dolls, enjoy shaving captured orphan kids but most of all enjoy German Leather. Hoo-Hah!
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DeletedUser

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PIRATES OF PELLA (en40 Pella)

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Click fer arr inspirin' PIRATE anthem!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVHjfQ0JsVQ
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AVAST YE SCURVY SEADOGS!!!

Cap'n Gaulius here, also known as...

"Unspeakably violent Gaulius, the bull-buggerin' beast-killer of No Fixed Abode"

Mad leader I be of the not too sane cutthroats known as the
PIRATES OF PELLA
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DIPLOMATIC CONTACT
Ah, that thar be when some dandy called a diplomat bashes another fancy bloke o'er his skull with an empty bottle o'rum arr!

PACTS
Me crew usually pacts thar gear nearest thar bunks below deck y'see! "Stowe it or Throw it" be the rule aboard this here ship!

MEMBERSHIP
Aye, can't sails this ship alone y'know! Message Cap'n Gaulius to be gettin' an invite maybe!

REFUGEES
Thar be a 3-DAY waitin' tyme till any scallywag already under the guns can climb aboard me ship I say! Any stowaways found will be tossed overboard to swim with the sharks!

ACTS OF WAR
Do what ye will land lubbers! Makes fer no matter. We'll pass wind in yer general direction whether ye fires a shot across arr bow or not y'see!


PARLAY
Whilst anyone can invoke the right of parlay, we reserve the option to be disinclined to acquiesce to yer request. Means "no".


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Pirate Anthem Sing-A-Long

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!
We take what we need
and the devil with the rest.
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!
We're mean and we're ugly,
and we're not too nice.
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!
We burn and we pillage
and we don't think twice.
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!

We sail the seas buyin' skeleton flags.
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!
We're scary and we're hairy,
and our clothes are rags.
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!
We search the seas for silver and gold.
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!
We don't have a bedtime
because we're too darn old.
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!

We got swords and muskets
and other bad stuff.
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!
Our legs are missin'
cause we're so darn tough.
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!
Blackbeard, Bluebeard and Purplebeard too.
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!
There's plenty of colors leftover for you.
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest.
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!
We take what we need
and the devil with the rest.
YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM!
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DeletedUser

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Best alliance name is Cunning Runts, and there's a certain reason why.
 

DeletedUser29066

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A tribe of Pygmies .. as opposed to a women's track team .. LOL
 

DeletedUser

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Well, as a totally impartial judge of this kind of thing.... I like "The Doves of War"

"Pennipotenti of a pluma
Iuguolo vos una"

"birds of a feather,
kill you together"

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The moments of our lives become history...

History becomes Legend....

and Legend becomes Myth.

And so from our days shall the Myths of future times be born.

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Allies, NAPs & Friends:
Anyone with beer, a working jacuzzi or candy.
The hot chicks over at the HenHouse

Official Enemies:
Colonel Sanders
Frank Purdue
Easter Bunny


- You heard me, the effin Easter bunny.
- Sum of a byiotch steals ma babies.


- New members are not being accepted into this rapidly non growing and immensely powerless alliance... email Rooster Jones.

You must either have a good sense of humor or mega-gobs of points... we're talking eight figures here... and be generous to a fault. Knowing how to dance should be considered a bonus.

Join The DOVES OF WAR...

And together we'll give em ALL "the bird!"


Our rules:


The only two rules The Doves of War have are:


1. Every member must or must not have some sort of Avian terminology in either their player name or their city name, preferably both or neither but not vise versa.

2. All members of the alliance must recognize, respect and respondulate to the rights of other alliances as far as required by local island ordinances, city municipal codes and county zoning regulations... limited only by your religious beliefs and/or your mom's household rules.

Remember people, a war is hell, but pissing off your mom really sucks.

other than that...

***FLY FREE***

This means:

If it pleases you, take it.

If it doesn't... attack and kill it.

Its a game people.... its just a war game.

Alliance Ranks: Every alliance needs a *clearly* defined list of member rankings... here is ours:

1. OverSquirrel
2. Ocean UnderLord
3. Under OceanLord
4. Sub OceanLord - see note #1
5. KingPin Prime
6. Burgermeister
7. Blastmaster General
9. Kingpin
8. Jarl - see note #2
10. Kingpin In Training
11. Chief Blastmaster
12. Full Blastmaster
13. Jarl Junior with Cheese - see note #3
15. Sub Full Blastmaster
16. Full Sub Blastmaster
17. Jarl Junior - legacy position
18. Official Regency Officer (ORO)
19. Official Regency Agent (ORA)
18. Major Raider On Call - see note #4
20. Full Raider
20a. Sub Regency Agent to the Blastmaster General

Note #1: - 3 per ocean - or 2 if the ocean is south of the prime meridian.

Note #2: - like a Kingpin, but in charge of cross- regional spiffs.

Note #3: - with option to advance to a Full Blastmaster or a Kingpin In Training, but not a jarl without a two thirds majority vote by all active Major Raiders on Call

Note #4: -- full rights and authority of an ORO, but diplomacy is redefined to mean "kill em"


A member will be assigned two or three of these titles based upon battle points, city points and the overall ability to balance large awkward objects on their head.

No one in the DOVES OF WAR allaince complains about our rank... because none of us know what the hell is going on.

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The Origin of the first DOVE OF WAR:

Deep within the lost years of the ancient world....

Born upon the fiery winds raging across Hades deepest pits...

Reared among the endless tangled branches of a dark twisted forest, deep within a hostile land, shrouded in evil magic....

Talons forged to a razor-sharp edge in the blood soaked carnage of a thousand desperate battles...

and able to drop poop on Hades' Buick from over a mile away...

Brought forth from the darkness of the underworld and into the light by the kind and gentle hand of the goddess Athena, the first Dove of War was taught the path between darkness and light.. the wisdom to defend... to kill... without losing the spirit within.

Zeus saw the goodness and power in the great bird and blessed him, declaring him an eternal guardian of the city of the Gods destined to soar the skies above Mount Olympus for all time.

His mighty white wings spread and gleaming in the sun, the legendary Dove of War plummets into the fray!

Waging eternal war against the ignoble and unholy. Driving back the ancient darkness. Righting the terrible wrongs of a thousand lifetimes. Freeing the countless enslaved multitude of humanity. All without ruffling a feather.

Cast your eyes up to the sky and tremble in abject fear ye vile and wicked ones...

Tremble at the winged approach of DIVINE JUSTICE.


For COOoooo... does the bell toll???

It tolls for THEE.
 

DeletedUser29066

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Just got my 2nd city in Hyperborea and as promised named it Hades Buick :pro:
 

DeletedUser29066

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An alliance of one in Hyperborea .. not surprised he's not attracting many recruits..;)

SlapaHoeTribe

It's easy to fool yourself into believing your unbeatable, when you still use pure strength and power to fight battles.
SlapaHoeTribe STANDS FOR BUILDING A WELL RESPECTED ALLIANCE THAT CAN HELP ONE IN NEED OR TAKE A CITY/CITIES FROM UNDER YOUR FEET IF YOU SO WISH.
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DeletedUser

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BIGFATPIGARMOR

they don't have a profile so the name is the only funny thing.
 
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