Funny IG mails

DeletedUser663

Guest
funny IG mails <----Thread topic , try to keep it spam free please.

(fun, fun)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
hmm... am I allowed to post one where the receiver cursed me out? (world alpha mail, but still)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Hello, would you like tojoin my alliance?

I asked for decent mails if people wanted to invite me to their alliance.
Made me smile :)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
My profile is like a scarecrow. They read the post and fear that they might have to write a little before gaining myself. My profile reads:

My Profile said:
Recruiters:
Wish to invite?
- Give me a mail
.- Why do you want to invite me
.- What is your recruitment policy
.- What atmosphere is in the alliance
.- How active is the alliance
.- What are your plans for the future

- Tell me who to contact if I want more info.

Thanks.
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So, the guy who invited me gave his answers.

Fraeky said:
i saw your profile so i gonna do it like your rules
1.I'm making a alliance so i need members
2.wth does this matters
3.the atmosphere will come when i maked the alliance completly
4.if you will be online and join us you will see
5.my plans for the future is making a good working helpin each others-alliance
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So... lets pick that apart.
1) No grammar
2) Mass-Recruiter
3) Diplomats his way to success failure

Hmmmm
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Me and Dobby had a fun chat...

Chat said:
Dobby on 2/5/10 at 8:47 PM
Soup? XD

Osl112 on 2/5/10 at 8:58 PM
Nom nom nom

Minestrone?

Dobby on 2/5/10 at 8:59 PM
Anything apart from wabbit ;)

Osl112 on 2/5/10 at 9:01 PM
Lol... Ofc Ofc...

Tomorrow will be noob soup

Dobby on 2/5/10 at 9:04 PM
So your gonna be in the soup? Jkz.

Osl112 on 2/5/10 at 9:17 PM
Ermmmm... I eat soup

Dobby on 2/5/10 at 9:18 PM
So do i. Would you like some?

Osl112 on 2/5/10 at 9:20 PM
Yes please

Dobby on 2/5/10 at 9:25 PM
*Gives tasty soup to Osl* There we go.

Osl112 on 2/5/10 at 9:26 PM
Yay! Nom nom

Dobby on 2/5/10 at 9:30 PM
Shows Osl label "Poisonous Soup"
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And the chat continued:

Chat said:
Dobby on 2/5/10 at 9:43 PM
I know, but my 6 swords move slowly

Osl112 on 2/5/10 at 9:44 PM
They need some Red Bull

Dobby on 2/5/10 at 9:45 PM
Then they can fly to your polis

Osl112 on 2/5/10 at 9:47 PM
They can fly to other islands

Just make sure they haven't made their wings out of wax...

Dobby on 2/5/10 at 9:48 PM
Or paper

Osl112 on 2/5/10 at 9:49 PM
Or chocolate

Dobby on 2/5/10 at 9:51 PM
Or air

Dobby on 2/5/10 at 9:51 PM
BTW, you need to find a decent alliance

Osl112 on 2/5/10 at 9:52 PM
Invisible Wings

Dobby on 2/5/10 at 9:53 PM
Broken Wings!

Osl112 on 2/5/10 at 9:55 PM
Broken... Ermmmmmm.....
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Then Dobby... came up with this :D

Chat said:
Dobby on 2/5/10 at 9:56 PM
Oh i got it, the best ever...
























Fried Chicken Wings :p

Osl112 on 2/5/10 at 9:57 PM
YES! You have reached Enlightenment... You should post that on Funny IG mails

Dobby on 2/5/10 at 9:58 PM
I probably should

Osl112 on 2/5/10 at 10:01 PM
You should
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Awesome :D Absolutely Awesome
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Obviously, he attacked my farms. ;) Once again, world Alpha.
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If you were on Gamma I'd attack your farms for being imature.

P.S. Nearly Everything I post is sarcasm. Except that. And that. And.. that.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
From Beta World to one of our alliance members.


Are you awere that you can be whiped out by 12 guys? I only need to send them instructions how to do it.

Now the possibility are simple:
> you continue attacking and is automatically clan war, and I will provide your city will be destroyed
> you stop attacking and I can not guarantee your safety because incident
> you join **** by force and show me what you are capable of

And if you think Im bleffing then sit back and watch
 

DeletedUser

Guest
what a noob. you can be wiped by 12 guys, but you'd have to have about 4
 

DeletedUser345

Guest
very poor i mean us lot in one world! imagine the chances
 

DeletedUser

Guest
No mass recruiting!
I am sending this email to all small alliance leaders. i t has been my experiance that most small alliances will get terminated in a few short weeks. I am proposing that we all band together in one united alliance. We all know how hard it is to get a new alliance started. Make no mistake I am not looking to be a Cesear or overall ruler. What I would like is to have a senate type atmoshere with no ruler's. Also the alliance name means nothing to me . Join me in the same quest we are all looking for, strength and honor! If you like my proposal let me know and we can discuss it further. I expect no obligation's from anyone. I do not want to see the overly large alliances control the oceans. lets band together as one and let the large alliances see what it is like when we work as one!
Thank you for taking the time to read this.
FOR THR GLORY!'
Eckalon

One thing
I am NOT asking you to be under my rule in any way. I am asking for you and other to rule beside me "ONE NATION". This is why I am contacting only leaders!
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Epic win.
 
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