funny letters


Ok, so I get a message from an alliance leader, along with an invite. Not too bad.

Feral God today at 00:38
We are a group of experienced players building an alliance to protect and grow together. We will rule this world and think you would make a great addition to our team. If you want conquest and a true experience with an alliance founded by veteran players join us.


Just your average, almost everyday recruitment letter....

I see their profile. And what I saw. Twas epic.

Read slowly in a deep voice...

The Knights Templar starts with 9 noblemen in 1119 AD. By the time they reach their pinnacle of power in the 1300’s their numbers are in the tens of thousands. Together they constitute an empire unrivaled in the medieval age with riches beyond imagination and power beyond limit.

Hahaha, oh man, I've never seen a profile that gave instructions on how to read it.


Reading fast and in high voice it would probably sound better

Link of time

well this one is a merger letter and I was wetting myself reading what this guy was saying and thought I should share. if you have funny messages lets see them.

ok so player in question


so this is what I got you will all most likely be impressed with the letter however once you read my response you wont :p

my response
first off thanks for having the decency to mail me instead of a mm to my whole alliance next don't come to me with a Standard message that u send out to any alliance around you I am not a noob. we are nowhere near you.

you tell me of your program where you can talk to me direct gee we all have that its called skype nothing new.

you want to run a program where it shows the alliances growth again that's already done clearly you are new to this game. good work on the long speech by the way you nearly had me thinking you knew the game I am sure this will gt you other alliances.

have you even checked who you were writing to???? I checked you out and your a noob according to my sources then I checked out your stats for other worlds here is what I found

en28 1686 xXNightDeathXx 2,126 1 Anarchy69
en27 2984 xXNightDeathXx 1,533 1 SLATE ALLIANCE
en29 181 xXNightDeathXx 1,294 1 Anarchy69
en17 2759 xXNightDeathXx 336 1 None
en16 2323 xXNightDeathXx 234 1 None
en12 1676 xXNightDeathXx 257 1 Anarchy
not impressive
I then took it upon my self to check out the other founder and she was worse OMG after I stopped laughing I checked out your growth in your alliance to lets just say I was not shocked
then we check your members to why you lost so many point recently:

Player Action Date Points
Virvirian Joined 2011-12-23 09:07:17 731
Dem0niac Left 2011-12-23 03:08:52 669
JackSkellington Left 2011-12-23 01:10:33 1,238
Nidza1994 Left 2011-12-23 01:10:32 928
bassel835 Left 2011-12-22 23:07:23 199
take655 Left 2011-12-22 23:07:23 248
Newjbob Left 2011-12-22 21:07:29 1,608
PoopOnMe69 Joined 2011-12-21 21:07:22 246
Luzor1235 Joined 2011-12-21 15:07:17 334
newtonzz Joined 2011-12-20 21:07:28 323
alexander axe99 Joined 2011-12-20 17:07:23 386
afshinyou Joined 2011-12-20 09:07:15 540
nightowl1183 Joined 2011-12-20 05:07:32 365
mako1981 Joined 2011-12-19 23:07:20 405
ohoh Joined 2011-12-19 21:07:26 374
Jacob sword master Left 2011-12-18 21:07:18 746
sendwich Joined 2011-12-18 19:07:22 344
pjcbwilson Joined 2011-12-18 19:07:22 327
mgm12 Joined 2011-12-18 1

really I did not know you could do this :p

so just to clarify I will not be merging with you or any of my alliance

so lets hear yours :pro:

It sounds like you're the noob....