King of the hill

[DeletedUser]

I walk up the hill and put a flag on it, my hill

Just find a way to make the hill yours

 

[DeletedUser]

*i shoot you with a giant laser cannon which disintergrate you entirely*
MY HILL!

 

[DeletedUser]

I climb the bigger hill, just behind your hill and raise my flag there

 

[DeletedUser]

I blow up every single hill apart from the biggest, i put my flag there.

(by the way the stuff that happened before is still there so. so if somebody already buiild wall. and you build it again, no point)

PLEASE try to make it realistic.

 

[DeletedUser]

I melt your hill into chocolate and I use that as a pool for my proper hill MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DeletedUser]

I drown you in da choco...

My Hill

 

[DeletedUser]

I stab u in the back. my hill.

 

[Aicy]

I push you down the hill and chuckle as you roll down.

My hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

i kick you in the behind

My hill

 

[Aicy]

Unfortunately for you your kick is so weak and pathetic I just turn round and eat you.

My hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

i drink "power thirst" and gained a "power leg" then kicked you sending you all the way to beta so you'll have to make a ridiculously slow walk back

My hill

 

[DeletedUser]

i take that empty can and throw it on your head and you die :O
my hill

 

[DeletedUser]

I fed your dragon siggy laxatives and because you were under it...

My hill

 

[Aicy]

I fly back using super kirby powers and gobble you all up.

My hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

I send several poisonous snakes up the hill and they poison you.

I then send a 10 wizards to assist them in defence of the hill, who put a magical invisible dome up around the hill so nothing that is alive can get through. This forcefield can also resist nuclear force blasts or kinetic/laser weapons from space)

I also send 10 engineers up there who pour several tons of concrete so nothing can burrow under it.

The wizards remain to blast any undead that might be able to get through the dome forcefield.

And dont forget the 100 poisonous snakes who are still there (and no they wont poison the wizards or the engineers as they are the ones that raised them from baby snakes so they think they are their mothers).

MY HILL.

 

[Aicy]

I dig a tunnel under your fort a eat you and all your silly snakes and such.

My hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

I also send 10 engineers up there who pour several tons of concrete so nothing can burrow under it.

Err i dont think you do

 

[Aicy]

Who says concrete can stop kirby?

My hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

I dig a tunnel under your fort a eat you and all your silly snakes and such.

My hill.

doesnt work cuz he said he poured concrete for no burrowing and such so

I summon professor X to come and he blows your brain apart and convinces all your peoples and snakeys to follow me

MY hill

 

[DeletedUser]

i use a special gravity weapon to pull the sun into the hill, no more planet. No one wins?