The Boy Who Lived
Yes I'm seriously sinning Harry Potter. Just the first chapter though
people who just want a normal life will never have it cliche +1
see the book says that this happens in Britian but this is a describtion of an American +1
seriously are we sure these people aren't Americans? Like 100% sure. +1
people who have everything have a secret that would destroy them cliche +1
But why? Surely they know that the Potters arent allowed to reveal that they are magic to muggles. And it's not like people are going to see two new people enter their house and start despising them. This fear is stupid. +1
but how? You have avoided any and all contacted or association with them for years. +1
that's racist +1
so all those others sins don't count then? -6
That's perhaps the biggest sin ever. +10
everything was normal before thing started going wrong cliche +1
the British +1
whose is she gossiping with? Her husband? He's upstairs getting a tie. Her son? I doubt he is listening. So hee biggest fear is not being normal yet she is talking to herself about other people's lives. +1
he missed? This kid is in a high chair how the hell could he miss even if he was throwing cereal. +1
ok the map thing might be considered weird but a cat looking at a sign is strange to you. Seriously? +1
I'm subtracting a sin for this book being 100% accurate about society -1
you think I'd be sinning these wizards for being idiots and frankly I should but I'm forgiving. I will however sin this irresponsible man for taking his eyes off the road. +1
So we are suppose to believe that the owls who are always sending letters suddenly now don't know how to go without being seen. You can tell me that it's because there is alot of owls giving out all different letters but I'll tell you that's bs cause these owls work for wizards. Surely they can hide from muggles via magic. +1
seriosuly he isn't an American? +1
that's racist +1
Mr. Dursely who has been out of contact with the Potters for years and has never seen their son knows their sons name. +1
Also being jealous of your sibling's greater talents is not a reason to lose any and all contact with them. +1
Ok so Mr. Dursley who has been nothing but a jerk so far and who wil contiue to be a jerk says sorry to this guy? Yeah no, he telling this guy to screw off +1
Even if he wouldn't I'd still sin him for being British as he polite yet a total jerk.
this is an extreme variation of the pronoun game +1
"Ummmm no "you-know-who" isn't gone at last, cause I dont know who "you-know-who" is, because as you will contiune to say I'm a muggle" +1
Also that's racist +1
you do not remember the markings around the eyes of cat you saw for like 5 seconds +1
This wizard who has has years to learn who to act like a cat doesnt know how to act like a cat at all. +1
none of this is proof of magic and it doesnt even concern them in anyway so he has no reason to care about this besides the plot +1
Mrs. Dursley would be great at literature sins. Yes that's a sin +1
ok owls have been flying around like crazy keeping everyone updated yet this cat-wizard doesn't know that she is like 12 hours early for whatever she is there for +1
also again she is horrible at being a cat +1
that's racist +1
exactly! So you had no reason to be concerned before and because of your concern this scene does not contain a lapdance. However, since said lapdance would be with the Dursley's minus 5 sins. -5
character is very wrong about something that he thought could never happen cliche +1
it has just occured to me that this cat isn't acting weird at all. She's just acting British. +1
exactly! +1
exactly! +1
ok so every wizard is so eager to go talk to ever other wizard in person that they don't even think to disguise themselves which is stupid but I'll let that go. What i won't let go is that if everyone is out and about talking to people in person and partying then why are there so many damn owls! +1
how does everyone know voldemort is gone? yeah someone probably found Harry's parents dead but him alive but that doesnt mean Voldemort is gone. Even if it did doesn't Voldemort have an army that would contuine there rampage anyway? +1
Ok so everyone has had no reason to be doing all this You-know-who bs then? Plus twenty sins right now for all the times they have done that and all the times that they will do that throughout this damn series then. +20
as JK Rowling has admitted that Dumbledore is gay, this scene is now innacurate. So sin on JK Rowling. +1
Haven't people been dying like crazy for the past 11 years? There is no reason to doubt the validity of this claim. +1
his power must have broke therefore he is dead. The wizard world is seriosuly going to buy that bs. +1
Ok so at any point in the series if anyone other the Voldemort knows what stopped him from killing Harry it is now a sin.
British people are showing emotion. +1
Ok so if Hagrid is late then he must have been told a time to arrive at and Hagrid told McGonagall that he was going to meet Dumbledore. So either Hagrid forgot to tell McGonagall when to arrive and McGonagall forgot to ask or Hagrid did tell McGonagall when to arrive and she just decided "ah I'll just wait there all day". Either way someone is an idiot here +1
McGonagall would be awesome as breaking the fourth wall, predicting the future, and at literature sins +1
yes he will be way better off being abused and treated like dirt all his life. That way when he eventually realizes he is famous he either won't be able to handle it at all or it will all go to his head and make him the next Voldemort. This plan is both horrible to do to a child and just plain stupid +1
first off she agrees to this plan +1
Second, you are magic! Are seriosuly curious as to how Dumbledore is transporting a baby? +1
Ok so it either took you a magic person a whole damn day to transport this baby or you waited a really long time before transporting him in which case Harry is freaking gone by then the muggles took him some place far better than the Dursley's house. +1
"if we weren't leaving him with people who will abuse and not care about him they could totally get some cream to heal that scar. But why would we ever treat this kid with some basic human decency lol." +1
that's racist +1
first, why does it matter if you are found. If muggles see you earse their memory. If wizards see you who cares. +1
Second, quit crying! You people have a thousand other options that would be better than leaving this kid to suffer the way he will. +1
"You'll need it cause I'm leaving you with horrible people." +1
meeting in secret? You just spent a hold chapter talking about how everyone is running around in public celebrating. +1
Sentence: Lapdance with the Dursleys