DeletedUser
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Greetings Everyone,
I am here to announce to the forums that O55 is now "Occupied". This Ocean now belongs to us (Occupy) and all others should vacate the ocean immediately. Refusal to do comply will surmount to nothing more than self-inflicted masochism on ones health. Staying in O55 is like willingly waiting to use the bathroom, except this bathroom never becomes vacant and the line never gets shorter.
Now, I know what everyone is thinking. Why would we want to use a bathroom that looks like an outhouse? How nice can it be? Well I assure you that Ocean 55's washroom is like a Tardis, simple on the outside, but magnificent on its interior.
Just look at these thrones that are befitting the righteous overlords of O55.
Unfortunately, Occupy is an exclusive organization with very selective membership. We do not admit anyone into our elegant palace that provides for the most serene bowel movements. Most of you are unfit to squat in a cesspool, let alone our divine porcelain bowls of heavenly grace.
This is why you are not welcome. We have no time to implement a "Wipe, cover, and hover policy" to guard our bottoms from Plebeian contamination.
As you must now concur, our dominance over this ocean is for the greater good. Those who leave O55, we wish you the best, and for those who stay we look forward to occupying your cities.
Not2Sane
- Occupying the hearts, minds, and cities of all those who oppose us!
I am here to announce to the forums that O55 is now "Occupied". This Ocean now belongs to us (Occupy) and all others should vacate the ocean immediately. Refusal to do comply will surmount to nothing more than self-inflicted masochism on ones health. Staying in O55 is like willingly waiting to use the bathroom, except this bathroom never becomes vacant and the line never gets shorter.
Now, I know what everyone is thinking. Why would we want to use a bathroom that looks like an outhouse? How nice can it be? Well I assure you that Ocean 55's washroom is like a Tardis, simple on the outside, but magnificent on its interior.
Just look at these thrones that are befitting the righteous overlords of O55.
Unfortunately, Occupy is an exclusive organization with very selective membership. We do not admit anyone into our elegant palace that provides for the most serene bowel movements. Most of you are unfit to squat in a cesspool, let alone our divine porcelain bowls of heavenly grace.
This is why you are not welcome. We have no time to implement a "Wipe, cover, and hover policy" to guard our bottoms from Plebeian contamination.
As you must now concur, our dominance over this ocean is for the greater good. Those who leave O55, we wish you the best, and for those who stay we look forward to occupying your cities.
Not2Sane
- Occupying the hearts, minds, and cities of all those who oppose us!
