Omega: 300 Spratan Warriurs

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This will be a premade for the world Omega. Its deliberately spelled incorrectly to show that we mean serious business and when we mean serious business we actually mean serious business.

This alliance will be ranked 1st and it will have 19 academies which will be ranked 2nd-20th. We are hoping that the alliance limit is set to infinity so that we can become the largest, and therefore the best, alliance in Grepolis.


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Recruitment will be done by aggressive invitation spam, abusive invite messages and annoying world mass mails. We won't take no for an answer.

The requirements at the moment are a minimum of 24 points. I know that some people don't have 24 points, but if they message me I can help them build their marketplace.

I aim to have every alliance in a pact with us, this will mean no-one will attack us, but sneakily we will attack them.

We will hire noob spies and pay them in resources to infiltrate our enemy alliance. We will then reveal them to the alliance and watch as they get pwned lolol

Whenever we go to war we will mass mail the whole enemy alliance with this image, it will immediately make them defecate in their pants:
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Every Monday we will hold a sort of evil lottery where a random player will be kicked out for the lulz.

Every Friday we will celebrate Kings Day where we will harass and abuse the player with the least amount of point for the lulz. In the evening we will rejoice and drink to the health of our King.

Leaders will be chosen at random every month that begins with a Wednesday, I will write everyones names on paper and draw them out of a hat. This keeps everything fair.

During Christmas instead of giving out presents we will increase our farming of players by 3,000,000% and send out mass mails wishing our farms a very merry Christmas.

Since we are a multi-cultural alliance we will celebrate every religious day in every religion. With each celebration we will sacrifice a noob to the Gods.


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Instead of communicating through Skype, we will communicate through letters sent through the post. This will eliminate any lag experienced online.

This will be an international alliance, so we will speak the most spoken language in the world, Mandarin. This post is in Australian, but our alliance forums will be in pure Mandarin and anyone who does not comply will be farmed by other farms.

After a few weeks I plan to leave the alliance as I will moan about having time constraints.

I have no experience whatsoever in leading an alliance, that is why I think this will be a great success.

As with all the awesome/best alliances in Grepolis we will also test out this alliance on a world before Omega. This will be on the Korean server Delta.


**Due to players not wanting to share their bank details I have therefore deleted the application form. If You would like to join then leave a message.



300 Spratan Warriurs' Warriurs

(P)Supreme Commander Leader of the General Captains' Lords of the 300 Spratan Warriurs: Magento
(P)Supreme President and King of the General Captains' Lords and Colonels of His Majestys Royal 300 Spratan Warriurs: Jarpenguin
(D)teh best greeepols plair eva (Leader of the 300 Spratan Warriurs): Thomas the Magnificent
(F)Lady headmaster super emprorleuderfounderbestplayerevarguy of the 300 Spratan Warriurs : Skullyhoofd
(F)The Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious dude with Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism and Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: daizan
(F)The Freakin' Master Chosen To Be Chosen To Master The Masters: The Chosen 0ne
(F)TEHUBERSACRIFICIALELOHELMAHN: CheezeHead
(F)Teh M0zt Owzome GuY y0u h4v3 Ev3rz S33n In Yerz Lives: mbalmeo32
(SW)A brave 300 Spratan Warriur: tyroncs
(SW)An educated 300 Spratan Warriur: GoToHellbg
(SW)A challenged 300 Spratan Warriur: slimedragon9
(SW)A 'special' 300 Spratan Warriur: brendan cahill
(SW)A mad skiwlz 300 Spratan Warriur: hilop
(SW)A n0obi5h 300 Spratan Warriur: HIHIpeople
(SW)A fearsome, possibly queerosexual 300 Spratan Warriur: curly123
(W) Uber-noob Slaveboy of the 300 Spratan Warriurs (Will be sacrificed) : alphabeta13

:pro:The Sacred One: God61

All the best,
Magento
 
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Thomas The Magnificent

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can i joinz? i iz teh best greeepols plair eva!
 

Thomas The Magnificent

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wate.... i need 2 tel mommi.

she says ye... so i can be a leedr. am also teh best leedr eva
 

Thomas The Magnificent

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i dont fink we sjhood let her join, she might conker us...
 

Skullyhoofd

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me wants be headmaster super emprorleuderfounderbestplayerevarguy
 

Thomas The Magnificent

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a fink teh alience wil bee teh best eva greepols has eva sene.

we mean sereeus biznuss.
 

Magento

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wow 3 players already, just [infinty - 3] players left to recruit :p
 

Thomas The Magnificent

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me and skullzo cann get peeplz to joins, i'll get jarpengwin to joyn.
 

GoToHellbg

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Can i join too ? I just started to play grepolis,but i'm a fast learner :)
 

Skullyhoofd

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL PWNED!!1!!11!!1!! HAHAZ0rz!!1!!1211!!1!
 
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