Omega is DEAD... Or Is It?

[DeletedUser22834]

Like many of you, I had grown tired of watching the bulbous butt-zit that is known as "The Northern Alliance" grow and grow as it seemed destined to take over the entire butt-cheek of the world that is Omega.

I watched as my old alliance withered and quit under the heavy, and I mean heavy (most of their members are tipping the scales at 300 pounds +) weight of the TNA assault.

Although I had easily deflected and sniped most of TNA's unwanted advances, I too began to grow tired of Omega and the monotony of watching that butt-zit just grow and grow.

I had grown weary of the constant messages-- the fanatical arrogance and superiority from founder, T. Badger... the continous grepo-complaints submitted by momsbasement.... the tiresome lists assembled by the big bad wolf himself, Cassady. Sure, it was entertaining at first.... like watching an ambulance at the scene of an accident.. then it just became disturbing... and ugly...

BUT, FEAR NOT, CITIZENS OF OMEGA!

I, Crash Jones, offer you a way out.... Take a minute to check me and my alliance of ONE out in Omega.... I am not interested in you joining my alliance, but I would like you to join the rebellion against TNA!

Perhaps, you're a member of Great Warriors or or Warlords (or as TNA calls you-- Their Academy alliances)... And, you've gotten bored beating on the now very-dead carcass of the artist formerly known as 'Blood Dimmed Tide'... Well, here's your chance to liven things up! Attack those fatties over at TNA and feel the adrenaline!

What's the worst thing that could happen? Thane and his army of computer-wizards could rim you out of Omega? SO? Go do something different.... go outside for a change... get a pet... get a girl or boyfriend... call your Mom and ask for money..... there are lots of options.

Losing in Grepolis is not the end of the world... Stop living in FEAR..... Strike down those stinky, sweaty cyber-bullies at TNA today!

---- send me a message in-game and I'll tell you how you can help---- but hurry, it's just me against those geniuses at TNA! ***

****(disclaimer) although I refer to TNA as 'geniuses', clearly they are anything but. Today alone, I withstood hundreds of attacks, tons of spells and cave drains and after earning over 60,000 dbp in a day, I stand to lose ONE city.... One city that I took from them a few weeks ago.... the same city that is so far away from my other cities, I forgot to check it for a week... Yes, that's the one they took... Good job! Well played, TNA!

 

[DeletedUser22834]

I should add this too.... If you'd like to covertly battle TNA, that's fine too.

As you all know, there are many ways to fight and keep it a secret in the world of grepolis. I will exercise extreme confidentiality in all dealings. While I prefer to make my case public, I can completely understand someone wishing to be a bit more covert in their dealings.

Feel free to use me as a way to pop that giant butt-zit, TNA.

 

[DeletedUser]

Are you Veaterkings replacement now that he has quit the game?

I particularly like this bit...

Perhaps, you're a member of Great Warriors or or Warlords (or as TNA calls you-- Their Academy alliances)... And, you've gotten bored beating on the now very-dead carcass of the artist formerly known as 'Blood Dimmed Tide'... Well, here's your chance to liven things up! Attack those fatties over at TNA and feel the adrenaline!

...It's just a shame GW/TNA/Warlords all get along so well.

Blood-Dimmed tide/Titans Fury/Crash's cry baby club/Independence/Whatever little group ex-bdt players are trying to hide under still have over 1000 cities between them. So although most of their players have rolled over and raised the white flag there is still plenty of beating to do.

 

[DeletedUser22834]

Are you sure about that? In the 12 hours since this post, I have been contacted by 6 players expressing an interest in taking a shot at you blow-hards at T&A...

You see, they realize (as I guess you don't), that you all can't win together. They get that. It doesn't work when 80% of Omega are friends, building wonders together, holding hands and singing kumbaya. You know, I just read somewhere that Grepo launched a world where everyone is friends (like you said)... maybe that's a better place for you guys.

They also understand that if they are ever going to knock you fat, bloated tics off your top spot.... that now is the time.

I am surprised to see that you are starting to believe your own lame propaganda... could be a signal of the beginning of the end.

 

[DeletedUser]

I'll ignore the contradiction about T&A being rubbish, but also owners of the "top spot" as both of the terms are incorrect.

I imagine the 6 players that contacted you are nobodies who just make up the numbers in their alliance. I'd be very surprised if any leaders of GW or Warlords were involved, at best you've probably got a few new players looking for some DBP.

From my perspective, GW, TNA, Warlords, , Havoc and everyone else in Omega has a mutual understanding that we will all eventually come to blows in 7-8 months when the world wonder time gets close (it's inevitable as I don't believe everyone will stay friends and just let each other build WW) but until then lets make sure to kick BDT and their friends as hard and as frequently as possible.

 

[DeletedUser]

Forgot to add, that your alliance name is also a contradiction, as you're asking the whole of Omega to help you. Therefore it is not 1 vs 48.
But more 3756 vs 48 which makes you the favourite in your current battle.

 

[DeletedUser22834]

You're the contradiction police, huh? That's the best you can come up with?? Contradiction clarification??

As to your points (dull as they may be----- oooh, another contradiction-- dull and point!... wow, this is fun... spotting contradictions!!)... so, back to your dribble....

As of now, nobody has sent a single ship or troop to assist me.. those 7000 slingers of momsbasement that just died in the last 5 minutes (gotta send more Light Ships with them!!) were all killed by my guys (i think I lost about 100 total!).... so, it is just me fighting all of you.

I will let you know when (not who) somebody jumps in..... I think they are all afraid of you guys (afraid you'll sit on them most likely).

As for me... I stay and fight-- no v-mode.. when I'm gone, I'm gone.... I'll just go back to having a life

-----But, thanks for clarifying the plan.... so, group hug for 7 months and then you all attack each other? Are you guys going to say when? You'll probably want to wait until you're good and ready.... you may even team up with one of the members of the UN to kill another... hmmm.... I sure hope nobody gets the jump on you guys!

 

[DeletedUser]

You're the contradiction police, huh? That's the best you can come up with?? Contradiction clarification??

...

I sure hope nobody gets the jump on you guys![/B]

Contradictions render your entire argument invalid, so yes call me the contradiction police if you wish. For someone who claims to have a life you spend an awful lot of time on grepolis (another contradiction if you will)

PS: When you say "You guys" which alliance do you actually think i'm in???

 

[DeletedUser30982]

Hmmm....
Are you sure about that? In the 12 hours since this post, I have been contacted by 6 players expressing an interest in taking a shot at you blow-hards at T&A...

6 Players eh?

have no fear Crash

seven versus fifty

Tell me will you give these six players founder rights, or just use them so the heat can lifted of BDT/TR/etc?

This sounded mighty familiar when BDT wanted me to join them (when I was in Havoc and the war just started). They wanted to show Omega that they didnt want to "expand to OC 35"

That was after when some of the BDT players messaged me asking which cities they could take in OC 35

Hey Crash?

 

[DeletedUser22834]

Grimesy --- go play in traffic...

Photakis-- you're talking to the wrong guy-- I hate BDT-- always have-- they almost knocked me out of the game right after I started... and nobody will be joining my alliance. As poop-for-brains, Grimesy, pointed out (a brief moment of intelligence from an otherwise dim fellow), it would be kind of lame.... and a CONTRADICTION.... if I added people to an alliance named 'One against Forty-Eight'.... and remember, CONTRADICTIONS are bad, bad things... they're downright evil.

 

[DeletedUser]

I apologise, psychological mind games are all part of war. But I see you are just another little noob frustrated because mummy put a porn filter on your account, and she won't let you use daddys alimony money to buy gold coins in grepolis.

 

[DeletedUser22834]

Is that what you see? Really? After all my posts, your takeaway is that I am some kind of sexually frustrated adolescent from a wealthy, broken family? Dr. Phil... you are not.

Grimesy, I don't even know where to begin with you.... I don't see your ships attacking me and of all those TNA CS's I keep killing, none belong to you. So, why are you even here? Why do you care? I can understand that hothead, Moms, being all bent out of shape.... I have killed an awful lot of his troops over the last few days and... get this...... he thinks I am some sort of mastermind computer programmer--- a regular Dark Lord of the Internet that is using nefarious (go look that one up) methods to drain his caves of silver and snipe his CS's..... But, you? You don't seem to have a dog in the fight? Thus, you are the epitome (another one to look up) of the word Troll.

Go get a hobby, shave your back or something... geez.... it's really kind of sad.

 

[DeletedUser]

I apologise crash, for giving you the inclination (go look it up) that I assumed you were from a wealthy broken family. I just assumed you were from a broken family.

I have plenty of hobbies, I used to play a line backer before our team was disbanded for the year due to financial difficulties just as I was trying to make the transition to corner back, and I also enjoy a bit of car detailing when the weather is good, unfortunately now a days when the weather is good my girlfriend (go look it up) insists we go out side and do stuff with real people.

I find it ironic that somebody who is meant to be at university having the time of his life, is boasting about how he is sinking peoples colony ships on an online game at 2 in the morning.
Seriously what are you studying at your all white university? Home boy thuganomics?

PS: I actually do have a dog in the fight, your just very very bad at this game, and can't see the forest for the trees.

 

[DeletedUser]

I apologise crash, for giving you the inclination (go look it up) that I assumed you were from a wealthy broken family. I just assumed you were from a broken family.

I have plenty of hobbies, I used to play a line backer before our team was disbanded for the year due to financial difficulties just as I was trying to make the transition to corner back, and I also enjoy a bit of car detailing when the weather is good, unfortunately now a days when the weather is good my girlfriend (go look it up) insists we go out side and do stuff with real people.

I find it ironic that somebody who is meant to be at university having the time of his life, is boasting about how he is sinking peoples colony ships on an online game at 2 in the morning.
Seriously what are you studying at your all white university? Home boy thuganomics?

PS: I actually do have a dog in the fight, your just very very bad at this game, and can't see the forest for the trees.

I rofled!