Omg omg omg!!!!

[DeletedUser40768]

I had an excellent childhood until I realized most people are stupid

So that means the excellent childhood was almost nonexistent then

 

[DeletedUser8396]

So that means the excellent childhood was almost nonexistent then

Hence CoD's surprise.

 

[DeletedUser33530]

So that means the excellent childhood was almost nonexistent then

almost?
Hell what he said means the moment he achieved actual thought and gained a memory he stopped having a childhood. So any childhood he had he doesn't remember, so it might as well not existed at all to him.

which explains why the sentence "pebble wrote a happy poem/story" will never be true.