Penguinz Officially Declare War On "Black Knights"

DeletedUser

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Reasons:
-Disrespect of the color green
-Sending n00bish messages
-Pact Requesting
-Trying To Recruit Julia Betsy
-Trying To Ally Narnubs

Story:

This nub called Sir.Shane requested a pact with the penguinz even though it clearly states on our profile:
Diplomacy: People who send us pact requests will be immediately warred.

So, seeing as they broke our number one rule, I decided to send him a friendly message regarding the situation:

aznxasazn today at 8:25 PM
We declare war on your alliance... Have a good day.

But, this scoundrel just would not be friendly back! He breaks two Penguinz roolz! Alwayz spellz0rs correctly and never ask questions without putting a question (?) mark.

Sir.Shane today at 8:26 PM
why do you declair war on us

Me, being the polite person I am sends him back a friendly message:

aznxasazn today at 8:27 PM
From our profile:
Diplomacy: People who send us pact requests will be immediately warred.

Then we get in a fight!

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Sir.Shane today at 8:28 PM
ow i didnt look so i say were going to war you now we wont lose and you shouldnt try to go to war with a alliance thats just as strong as you but you do have a member on our island which theres only him and theres 7 of us on there so our advantage

aznxasazn today at 8:29 PM
Yes, but you all suck at the game, so we will win.

Sir.Shane today at 8:30 PM
im a pro at this game im not new

aznxasazn today at 8:31 PM
Your best account has 20,000 points... Check my awards...

Sir.Shane today at 8:33 PM
you mean 25000

aznxasazn today at 8:34 PM
Doesn't matter.

Sir.Shane today at 8:36 PM
if we goto war you will fall

aznxasazn today at 8:37 PM
Again... You guys suck at this game.

Sir.Shane today at 8:38 PM
just wait untill you lose your city to us

aznxasazn today at 8:41 PM
Me lose my city to you? Do you even know how to build troops?

Sir.Shane today at 8:48 PM
yes idiot
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While this is happening, he sends me another message! This one insulting the color green!

Sir.Shane today at 8:30 PM
people dont read your messages on the alliance forum because its in green

aznxasazn today at 8:31 PM
What do you have against Green?

Sir.Shane today at 8:32 PM
nothignbut its too bright no1 can read it

aznxasazn today at 8:33 PM
Maybe you should get glasses

Sir.Shane today at 8:36 PM
well im wearing them now

aznxasazn today at 8:37 PM
They look mighty stylish!


And thus the war began.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Josh join SouthWest and you can be in the party :)

Pretty sure I did join South-West. That's where I was on Alpha with TW, and was where all the action occurred between Thunder Gods and TW-Shadow.

I'm drawn to war, so I came down here again, with high hopes. :)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Reasons:
-Disrespect of the color green
-Sending n00bish messages
-Pact Requesting
-Trying To Recruit Julia Betsy
-Trying To Ally Narnubs

Story:

This nub called Sir.Shane requested a pact with the penguinz even though it clearly states on our profile:
Diplomacy: People who send us pact requests will be immediately warred.

So, seeing as they broke our number one rule, I decided to send him a friendly message regarding the situation:

aznxasazn today at 8:25 PM
We declare war on your alliance... Have a good day.

But, this scoundrel just would not be friendly back! He breaks two Penguinz roolz! Alwayz spellz0rs correctly and never ask questions without putting a question (?) mark.

Sir.Shane today at 8:26 PM
why do you declair war on us

Me, being the polite person I am sends him back a friendly message:

aznxasazn today at 8:27 PM
From our profile:
Diplomacy: People who send us pact requests will be immediately warred.

Then we get in a fight!

---------------------------
Sir.Shane today at 8:28 PM
ow i didnt look so i say were going to war you now we wont lose and you shouldnt try to go to war with a alliance thats just as strong as you but you do have a member on our island which theres only him and theres 7 of us on there so our advantage

aznxasazn today at 8:29 PM
Yes, but you all suck at the game, so we will win.

Sir.Shane today at 8:30 PM
im a pro at this game im not new

aznxasazn today at 8:31 PM
Your best account has 20,000 points... Check my awards...

Sir.Shane today at 8:33 PM
you mean 25000

aznxasazn today at 8:34 PM
Doesn't matter.

Sir.Shane today at 8:36 PM
if we goto war you will fall

aznxasazn today at 8:37 PM
Again... You guys suck at this game.

Sir.Shane today at 8:38 PM
just wait untill you lose your city to us

aznxasazn today at 8:41 PM
Me lose my city to you? Do you even know how to build troops?

Sir.Shane today at 8:48 PM
yes idiot
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While this is happening, he sends me another message! This one insulting the color green!

Sir.Shane today at 8:30 PM
people dont read your messages on the alliance forum because its in green

aznxasazn today at 8:31 PM
What do you have against Green?

Sir.Shane today at 8:32 PM
nothignbut its too bright no1 can read it

aznxasazn today at 8:33 PM
Maybe you should get glasses

Sir.Shane today at 8:36 PM
well im wearing them now

aznxasazn today at 8:37 PM
They look mighty stylish!


And thus the war began.

o_O....i think i know this guy....he isn't such a good player
 

DeletedUser

Guest
That's probably the most amusing back and forth I've seen in a while.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Is noob vs noob.

I wonder how it will turn out :O Go pengnubcake!
 

DeletedUser4577

Guest
lol, Everyone here is for the penguin but I want to cheer for the little guy! We will join his side! The nutcrackers will smash some penguin nuts! :D
Then turn around and kick the other guy!

Lol, JK go Penguin!
 
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