If my alliance was gone? Well, then it would be uNmEek. That took so little brain power to decide that I was doing 7 digit long division in my head while I pondered it.
I have to say this is a very good question.
I'm in DAFT also and I'm quite stuck on which would be my second alliance preference. If anything it would have to be an alliance that does at least have war naked and not only flings poo but likes sleeping in it too. I could possibly create me own alliance and call it the Poo Flinging Monkeys.