My alliance has talent for writing funny things as a group
One day a big banana saw a large tree and a settler getting killed by a crusader regiment whilst on holiday on the moon. So he decided to take out a really big Chuck Norris, but he was playing he knew that he was about to climb up a large skyscraper with a panda impeded on a large spike, luckily it was made out of marshmallows and so was nice and tasty but very painful but inside was a strange box full of cheese and penguins with big heads, a green fox also, with green eggs, and green feet, occupied the box so you couldn't attempt to steal the something below the boxes feet but the fox eats lots of cardboard so he pukes over his box and the fox runs away so it is now known that a pig owns the box is really nice and slowly munches the toes off the cheese in the box of nice cheeses. One day another box of cheese appeared, guarded by a monster,
which is gay and has enormous toe, but one man chopped off his enormous toe so the man could walk properly again, but then he fell over and the toe blew up and puss came out and was eaten by his ear because ears always taste better then puss so the monster screamed his nose at the gigantic whale on a big hill and ate its own insides but they exploded, killing everyone in sight then a man got up to the hill and killed gune, “My what a mess” said the wife of another man “i should have known that this was going to get messy.” Then the goat ate the evidence of the murder so no kid[bleating]ing I hate school so do i shouted the mechanic robot from cybertron I love Grepolis he said, while U suck things which are juicy like big tasty hot dogs with chili, ketchup, mustard ordinarily totally illegal so usually privately scoffed under a big polka dotted witch was made undesirable las year. By the society of the calculating circular idiots with a green plastic pole. A purple giant had orange trunk with a big green poisonous wart bigger then any smaller poisonous warts that have green metallic effect on a rainy effect soft bosom which I hated along with the banana.