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Once upon a time in a land called THEBES there was an alliance called ELITE .. they were a strong and hardy group of individuals that liked to fight and take peoples stuff
and they were having a good time doing so..but there were many who did not like ELITE hated the name, hated the leader, or just hated in general...
and among all of these was a sneaky little group called the reapers of death .... born of chaos, full of the unclean and befouled from their past.. condemned as gold users and simmers
these reapers planned to stab all their friends in the back all of those for whom without they would have remained the medicore group they had been.... against the warnings of elite , the reapers turned a blind eye to the deadly pestilence they were letting into their midst ... led by the most befouled the most unclean .....AMMONJERRO
as often does ... the reapers of old did not listen and in the space of a few hours all they thought they had gained was gone in a flash as a coup was commenced..... in short order the reapers were gone!!
ammon needing a image make over in the hope this new group would not be confused with 2 other weak and disloyal groups... and needing to come up with the most asinine name possible.... created a new alliance ....overnight there was
this confused the stalwart members of elite... butter? BUTTER????? ?
for what good is butter by itself? is not butter used to make other things like tasty treats and cakes and hot grits?
or a grille cheese sandwhich?
who the hell eats butter by itself?
surely the new people of butter were also scratching their heads and to afraid to speak up, else this alliance suddenly fall apart as well....
so then the good people of elite decided to help our good friends of butter and decided to become the pan .... after all what good is butter in its block form ? no first you must melt it .... or burn it which is exactly what we plan to do... we are going to melt that useless block of butter until it is no more ... because after it melts , and then burns ... what happens to butter?
IT
WE ARE THE PAN!!
we were elite, but saw what appeared to be some cheap government butter and decided to cook it!!
We do not expect nor show mercy.
Instructions
1
Remove the wrapper from the butter and place it in a small saucepan.
2
Turn your stovetop burner to a low temperature and place the saucepan containing the butter on top of it.
3
Watch the butter carefully to prevent it from burning, boiling or spilling over the edge of the pan.
4
Take the saucepan off the stove immediately once the butter has melted, and transfer the melted butter to a bowl or dish. Allow the butter to cool slightly before using.
5
User the melted butter in recipes of your choice.
and they were having a good time doing so..but there were many who did not like ELITE hated the name, hated the leader, or just hated in general...
and among all of these was a sneaky little group called the reapers of death .... born of chaos, full of the unclean and befouled from their past.. condemned as gold users and simmers
these reapers planned to stab all their friends in the back all of those for whom without they would have remained the medicore group they had been.... against the warnings of elite , the reapers turned a blind eye to the deadly pestilence they were letting into their midst ... led by the most befouled the most unclean .....AMMONJERRO
as often does ... the reapers of old did not listen and in the space of a few hours all they thought they had gained was gone in a flash as a coup was commenced..... in short order the reapers were gone!!
ammon needing a image make over in the hope this new group would not be confused with 2 other weak and disloyal groups... and needing to come up with the most asinine name possible.... created a new alliance ....overnight there was
this confused the stalwart members of elite... butter? BUTTER????? ?
for what good is butter by itself? is not butter used to make other things like tasty treats and cakes and hot grits?
or a grille cheese sandwhich?
who the hell eats butter by itself?
surely the new people of butter were also scratching their heads and to afraid to speak up, else this alliance suddenly fall apart as well....
so then the good people of elite decided to help our good friends of butter and decided to become the pan .... after all what good is butter in its block form ? no first you must melt it .... or burn it which is exactly what we plan to do... we are going to melt that useless block of butter until it is no more ... because after it melts , and then burns ... what happens to butter?
IT
WE ARE THE PAN!!
we were elite, but saw what appeared to be some cheap government butter and decided to cook it!!
We do not expect nor show mercy.
Instructions
1
Remove the wrapper from the butter and place it in a small saucepan.
2
Turn your stovetop burner to a low temperature and place the saucepan containing the butter on top of it.
3
Watch the butter carefully to prevent it from burning, boiling or spilling over the edge of the pan.
4
Take the saucepan off the stove immediately once the butter has melted, and transfer the melted butter to a bowl or dish. Allow the butter to cool slightly before using.
5
User the melted butter in recipes of your choice.
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