Tmesis...how is that pronounced?

DeletedUser65

Guest
Now, most of you won't know me, and to the few who do, this is nought but a pointless exercise in knowing.

I have played Grepolis for many a month now, 17 to be precise and I am unpredictably unpredictable. Whatever worlds I have played (most) matter not, seeing as I am very rarely recognised on any of them (all).

My capabilities range from being good at Grepolis, to not being good at Grepolis, but mostly the former.

As for the real me, I have filled my 20 years on the planet with nonsense, learning and making myself stand out. Of my many talents, I can ride a unicycle, I can speak, read and write Latin to a moderate degree (not to mention being able to do the same with English, which is a feat in itself these days) and I am a keen recreational mathematician which is not as boring as it sounds!

Any questions? Ask away. I'm nice, I promise!

Also, I write in purple and I was here first. Get your own colour!
 

DeletedUser5

Guest
I know you... you're that guy who used to be a mod, right? :p
 

DeletedUser

Guest
some questions.

*Will u join my premade? http://forum.grepolis.net/showthread.php?t=24621
*Will u be my friend?
*Were u a mod?
*Am i cool guy?
*Am i god of noobs?
*Who are ur friends?
*What is ur real name?
*How does tmesis pronounce?
*How many questions did i ask?
*did u answer all of them?
 
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Aicy

Strategos
I've personally always pronounced it "Tee-Mee-Sis". I don't care whether that's correct or not though.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
here are some maths jokes for you ;)


There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who can't.

A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator. His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better. All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring at them and saying "I differentiate you!"

One day he met a new patient; and true to form he stared at him andsaid "I differentiate you!", but for once, his victim's expression didn't change. Surprised, the mathematician marshalled his energies, stared fiercely at the new patient and said loudly "I differentiate you!", but still the other man had no reaction. Finally, in frustration, the mathematician screamed out "I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!"
The new patient calmly looked up and said, "You can differentiate me all you like: I'm e to the x."

Two mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of maths.

The first mathematician goes off to the bathroom, and in his absence the second calls over the blonde waitress. He tells her that in a few minutes, after his friend has returned, he will call her over and ask her a question. All she has to do is answer "one third x cubed."

She repeats "one thir -- dex cue"?
He repeats "one third x cubed".
She asks, "one thir dex cuebd?"
"Yes, that's right," he says.
So she agrees, and goes off mumbling to herself, "one thir dex cuebd...".

The first guy returns and the second proposes a bet to prove his point, that most people do know something about basic maths. He says he will ask the blonde waitress an integral, and the first laughingly agrees. The second man calls over the waitress and asks "what is the integral of x squared?".
The waitress says "one third x cubed" and while walking away, turns back and says over her shoulder "plus an arbitrary constant..."

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side
 

DeletedUser16429

Guest
hi Tmeis so what is your plan when we are in an alliance together on Psi
 

DeletedUser

Guest
You could all spam mine instead
Ok!
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DeletedUser

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DeletedUser

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Somewhat of an understatement, but I kind of told people to do it :p

and that is why I am spaming your thread
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DeletedUser

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I was trying get get my name in all of the latest post things
 
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