Greetings Grepodudes, a happy new year to all, long time since I made an appearance on here, had to give up my fun in Byblos World a couple of months and quit due to work committments in the run up to Christmas but all for a good cause.
Back and looking to play again in the next fast world. Not playing this snails pace world but have lots of friends who are so I shall stick my head in the stocks and give a top 12 as all for making the forums chatty.
1 Kallistei - Interesting group, some talented players in here for sure but many of which have a liking for the Grepo "Fast lane" world speed rather than the Dion "hard shoulder". Will they get bored on route 66?.... will their roster begin to look like traffic lights of red, yellow (yes yes i know it meant to be amber but grant me a little poetic licence here) and green?
If they stay then they will be a contender, the imminent Winter Grepo-olympics will be music to their ears, a welcome early service station on this the long road and something that they will use to their great advantage but whether thats enough to prevent long term boredom creeping in once the manti tokens have run out, i'm not sure. Bit widely spread cutting two oceans could make them a little Geographically challenged in comparison to Triad and OV but with everybody having a huge Nap Love in at the moment they have the chance to consolidate a little.
Short term -
SWIM but can't see the long term interest remaining, they are more than capable if they remain but my hunch is that they will exit the road at the turn off signposted BOREDOM.
2 Triad - No problem with Boredom for these guys, they thrive on it in fact Boredom is their middle name. They are here for the long haul with their Sudoko Puzzles, games of I-Spy and Snooze Room on skype - Its Meh but very well organised so expect them to be their usual highly efficient selves.
One major dissapointment though is that Billy does not yet own his own island so.... if anybody finds his lost wallet during their travels i'm sure he will offer a little reward for its return. There again maybe Ankit already found it and is not telling?
Sorry to see Raven Lord depart this early, good player, will this be one world too far for Triad?.... I don't think so has the potential to be a great world if the main protagonists ever come to blowing each other raspberries rather than kisses - if not could be the most boring world ever.
SWIM for sure.
3 OCEANS VETERANS - Very similar to Triad but in my experience they lack the cutting edge/ruthlessness of Triad. Nice guys of the world some would say but maybe TOO nice? Very nice core as you would expect but does their roster have the depth required to remain competitive once the dancing stops?
In my opinion and on cursory glance of the map this is the most interesting ocean. They need to take care of Pain at some point you would imagine, both alliances are growing and conflict when it comes would hugely benefit the Voyuers across the border of Kallestei and Triad who would both hope for a long drawn out campaign. OV would need to bulldoze the Pain Households fairly comprehensively and quickly. At the moment they seem to be hugging each other - Have the feeling that K & Triad will be watching developments between HOP and OV very carefully. Maybe that OV and HOP work together which would give them a very strong ocean but little food or maybe one of them will side with Triad against the other? Good potential for fisticuffs in this ocean and could be key in shaping the world.
SWIM Elegantly and in the best trunks and cozzies.
4 House of Pain - Firstly guys I have to complain, when I looked at your roster I had the misfortune to see your pacts on display. Now come on guys appearance is everything, Visible Pacts are very unattractive, they are the "VPL" of Grepolis, please, very unsightly so never again please. Unknown quantity as an alliance but recognise some good players amongst their numbers. Will need to establish a core very quickly as they are spread fairly widely around O45. Can't really comment on their chances until we see some real fisticuffs, although with some solid names there the longer they are allowed to grow the more difficult they will be to remove.
Could be a good fight with OV if they go toe to toe one on one (or two on two with sisters/academies).
SWIM in a Doggie-Paddle kind of way.
5 Beasts - Hummmm, Beasts....? not sure about the name, I was searching for something fitting in line with their performance so far - Tiger?, Lion?, Rhino?, Leopard?, ummmmm NO.
Turkey was the best fit i could find, in fact not quite even a Turkey but a Turkey carcus on which Triad had been feeding over xmas. Generous though -seem to have some kind of "Buy one get one free" offer on their cities over the xmas period.
Sorry guys but you are going to get stuffed after xmas as well as during, so
FLOAT for a while then
SINK.
6 Phoenix Legends - Sorry guys going to be blunt here, nice name and of course the legend is that Phoenix always rises from the ashes, however, the reality is that this Alliance has about as much chance of rising from the Ashes as the Poms Cricket Team.
Too many lightweights here out of your depth long term but will float for a while purely because of location and lack of any immediate hard-hitters but no long term future. Handbags with local alliances for a while but nothing more.
FLOAT then
SINK.
7 Mayhem - These guys have one purpose in this world - FOOD. Package it up however you wish but the contents are the same. Unlucky geographically but will be struggling to survive a month or two.
SINK
8 Gods of Wrath - Lyrics from Gods of Wrath Metal Church "Cast out and abandoned, you had to pay the fare", well whatever the fare this alliance are never going to be able to afford the ride. Had to give up their seats on the bus to others, have been standing for a few stops but will kicked unceremoniously off the bus after a few more stops. No chance for these guys.
SINK
9 Scorpion Elite Forces - Not wishing to prejudge but one thing thats fairly normal in Grepolis is that the word "Elite" is Grepo speak for "Cr@p". Scorpion will remain for a while but will get stung.
SINK
10 Mozzys Angels - Probably one of the most cringeworthy names i've heard of, do you all sit in your skype room listening to the theme tune ? Yuk. Some of these guys I know from Byblos, Goats i think who were but kicked from their ocean. A few ok-ish players but more Europa League than Champions League.
FLOAT
11 BLACK KNIGHTS - Just think of the Monty Python film when i see these guys name, if you know the character you'll understand - nothing more needs saying here.
SUNK
12 Merciful Dawn - Making up the numbers, might as well change their name to Background Scenary.
SINK