Top 5 Things Not to do as the #1 Player

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Top 6 Things Not to do as the #1 Player

Coming to you from Laughing Out Loud Productions, we count down the top 6 things not to do as the #1 player in the world.

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6. Join Lords of Loyalty (LoL). If not for all of his other fails, this just might be #1 on the list.

5. Spend tens of thousands of gold to use the Phoenician merchant nonstop to build your first city to double the points of the next closest player.

4. Colonize your first city on a remote island empty of farming villages

3. Send a colony ship 21 hours and try to conquer the founder of the #1 alliance

drum roll please......my personal favorite...

2. For the very first conquest in the history of Ephesus, conquer a 175 point player's city

1. Send a colony ship 21 hours and try to conquer the founder of the #1 alliance a second time. Successfully clear the city with lots of help, see your colony ship and escorting troops survive in the report, only to realize moments later that the siege failed because you did not have enough culture points/city slots to conquer the city

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Markd76, you have done this world a great service.

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Thank you all for reading, and we'll be back with more laughing out loud fun in the near future.
 
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DeletedUser

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Wow...I salute this man! For he has made me feel so much less noobish! :p

Oh, and nice spoiler dude...love the double face-palm thing...:D
 
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DeletedUser

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what a noob conquering a n ew player 175 points lmfaro that is a compleate wase of a colony ship....

also players that use gold are mugs haha imagine powering half of your annual income in to grepolis why ?????

and sending a CS 21 hours lmfaro is this guy a compleate noob or is he pretending ahha
 

DeletedUser

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LMBO!!! Now that is the mark of a true master. Teach me thy ways....phew gotta wipe my tears. That one made me cry....lol
 

DeletedUser

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Gotta disagree

cabz bii wrote:

also players that use gold are mugs haha
Click to expand...

Gotta disagree with you here dude. No offense, but if NO ONE spent a dime on this game, do you really think it would continue to exist? It's a business, and the designers are not doing it for us out of the goodness of their hearts.

But other than that, I agree with you. :D

V
 

DeletedUser22931

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ROFLMAO Eclipse, that's funny right there, I don't care who you are!:D
 

DeletedUser6810

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Wow, and hes the number one player...says allot about the rest of it :p
 
Aicy

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Yeah... That we're not stupid enough to spend hundreds of moneys on a game that we're not even good at.

Edit: I'm saying that he's bad at the game, not us. :)
 

DeletedUser

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the real funny thing is he is spending all this money on spitting building times in half etc and he will be rimmed very soon haha
 

DeletedUser

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I couldn't believe it when I saw it. Very disappointed this player is ranked 1.

I've got work to do. :pro:
 

DeletedUser21770

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He'll lose his big city before long I'd have thought. We'll see.
 
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