Wanted: Penguin

  • Thread starter Thomas The Magnificent
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DeletedUser

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Wanted: Jarpenguin
Crime: Declaring war on Nightmares of Elysium
Reward: 9,000 Gold Cookies
Hiding Places: Antarctic Ocean, The Wiki, Off-Topic.

The player who is responsible for personally rimming him gains the above reward.

Disclaimer: This is in no way the view of NmE, I did this for teh lulz.
 

DeletedUser2524

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I'll join you cheezehead, or should I say packers fan!
 

DeletedUser17045

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I have the greatest plan after all.

My cheeze companions shall lure him out, then I shall CHASE HIM! AND HE SHALL TRY TO FLY. HE SHALL FAIL! I SHALL GET HIM. AND I SHALL SMILE... Because, we all know what happens next ;) TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE ;)
 

DeletedUser13936

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my spies have already infiltrated his fortress and they blend in quite well...

penguin.jpg
:p
 

DeletedUser17045

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I demand why we have not found this penguin! Not like there are thousands of them! He must be hiding with them! We must exterminate them all!
 

DeletedUser17045

Guest
Oh em gee!

What have you done, charlie! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

You have destroyed him. You are evil. Evil! He must die by tickle, not by beheading! You are evil i say. Evillllllll!
 

DeletedUser2524

Guest
I'm sorry packers fan. It just happens when a sea lion sees a penguin.
 

DeletedUser2524

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Jarp is a tricky one. Way to many decoys. Both TCO and I got the wrong penguin.
 

DeletedUser13936

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yep but there is also a double agent decoy in his midst giving me intel :p
 
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