What's that?! ZETA IS EVOLVING!

DeletedUser

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First there were several Pokemans...all of dis Pokemans want to b teh best Pokemans in teh Pokewurld. (Appearing are...uNmEek, DAFT, DCS, PG, NS, NSPG, NmE, Lakoden Core, Shogun..)


THEME MUSIC ADDED: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwD05DEh0QU&feature=fvw




uNmEek
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Squirtle is totaly teh coolest pokemans in teh pokewurld sos dis is uNmEek. But evry pokemans has hiz dai so dis is wut hapened.

WHAT'S THIS?! SQUIRTLE IS EVOLVING!

Squirtle has evolved! Wait, ?!


Lakoden Core

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And....?!!?!

NmE

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Rite nao u may be confuzed so I wil explain. Squirtle evolved and liek, split into 2 new pokemans. Don kno how dis hapen? Ask Professor Oaks.


Nao we also have:

DAFT:
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Dey evolved n tuk #1 spot from squirtle because squirtle needs more Rare Candies....it's K NmE kno sekrit spot.

DAFT at #1
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(LOL stil a monkey)

Dis is SHOGUN

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They liek to use HARDEN (aka biremes) A LOT! (So does DCS but dey stil atak)

This is Nulli Secundus and Praetorian Guard.

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Dey were getting pwnt by Squirtle because Squirtle is super effective so dey combined and formed......

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Doest matter tho, squirtle is stil super effective. Roflcopter goes Zzr Zzr Zzr.

DIS IS ALEX SKY THE BRAVE:

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Now finally we has DCS:

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Dis is DCS...very aggresive pokemans. Dey were kinda cute n cuddly until dey found a FIRE STONE

Nao jus bcuz dey hav a MOHAWK dey tink dey tough and ken bully us arund.

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(OMG HOLOGRAPHIC!@)
(but dey stil silly pupy! Go Fetch!)
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Dis is evry other alliance...


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Mebbe ifs dey evar fite dey will become mor powerfulz liek dis guy!

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ROFLLLLLL has fun guise.


(As you can see every pokemans here is weak to water pokemans....WHAT DOOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!?!!)
 
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DeletedUser2663

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lol now that was real comedy.good ol pokemon. and i have to agree with your comparisons though.

love the psyduck and magikcarp bit as well


EDIT: @[user]Raiders[/user] It is not allowed to rebuke another user concerning his grammar/spelling. If the grammar/spelling of a user is that bad, report the post.

straight from the forums rules.
 
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DeletedUser

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I honestly couldn't even read all of this. I think they should add a rule if you don't spell over 50% of the words right you should not be allowed to post.. for god sakes there is a spell checker in the text boxes too.

Looking back at your other posts you spelled properly, I may consider reading if you actually take it a bit seriously and at least have the decency to spell correctly.
 

DeletedUser

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+rep Narcissan.You did a good job and it was funny reading yourPnP...:D Still don't forget that puppies turn into dogs and dogs bite...:D
 

DeletedUser

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I honestly couldn't even read all of this. I think they should add a rule if you don't spell over 50% of the words right you should not be allowed to post.. for god sakes there is a spell checker in the text boxes too.

Looking back at your other posts you spelled properly, I may consider reading if you actually take it a bit seriously and at least have the decency to spell correctly.

If your intellect is so minuscule that you cannot see through the veil of misspelled words and realize it was done with intent...then you do not deserve to understand the comedic piece, for you truly could not appreciate it.

Cretin.
 

DeletedUser

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If your intellect is so minuscule that you cannot see through the veil of misspelled words and realize it was done with intent...then you do not deserve to understand the comedic piece, for you truly could not appreciate it.

Cretin.

Actually, its not that I cannot read through your mockery of the English language its the fact that I choose not to, I rather just look at the pictures than read it. In fact the human brain in most people is able to read any word as long as the first and last letters are in the right places anything in the middle can be scrambled and it won't make a decision.

Now back to this (As you can see every pokemans here is weak to water pokemans....WHAT DOOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!?!!)

You may be implying that because NmE is one of da squirtles evovlies that iz a wtaer pokemon it will not mateter becz da watar pokemon willz jus kill everding thattt iz waek 2 wader. So cuz NmE is wader, it will killz all of Zetas?! :O
 

DeletedUser2663

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Now back to this (As you can see every pokemans here is weak to water pokemans....WHAT DOOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!?!!)

You may be implying that because NmE is one of da squirtles evovlies that iz a wtaer pokemon it will not mateter becz da watar pokemon willz jus kill everding thattt iz waek 2 wader. So cuz NmE is wader, it will killz all of Zetas?! :O

lol, looks like we have some one who never watched/played pokemon. Sad to hear that as that is every childs favourite cartoon. hell it was mine. it will mean nothing to you. only if you have an understanding of pokemon will you get that as it is kinda his whole point of this post

EDIT: And also you should know nothing dies in pokemon. Pokemon just get knockout and revied 2 minutes later. pokemon dont kill pokemon.
 
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DeletedUser

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Actually, its not that I cannot read through your mockery of the English language its the fact that I choose not to, I rather just look at the pictures than read it. In fact the human brain in most people is able to read any word as long as the first and last letters are in the right places anything in the middle can be scrambled and it won't make a decision.

Now back to this (As you can see every pokemans here is weak to water pokemans....WHAT DOOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!?!!)

You may be implying that because NmE is one of da squirtles evovlies that iz a wtaer pokemon it will not mateter becz da watar pokemon willz jus kill everding thattt iz waek 2 wader. So cuz NmE is wader, it will killz all of Zetas?! :O

I would expect nothing less from a monkey...there are a total of like 10 sentences in the entire PnP.

God...take the

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DeletedUser

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I would have to agree. It's not really a mockery of the English language just the culture of Pokemon.

Which I thoughroughly enjoyed!

It was uhhhh... thought-provoking????!? :p
 

DeletedUser2595

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It was written in a very pokemon styley <---this may not be a real word in the truest sense...

I liked it alot! though one question - does that mean Squirtle evolved from Blastoise and Gengar (The Secret)?
 

DeletedUser

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This is brilliant piece of work narcissan ;) + rep for you
But you saw that little puppy can turn into your nightmare:p
 
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DeletedUser

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I honestly couldn't even read all of this. I think they should add a rule if you don't spell over 50% of the words right you should not be allowed to post.. for god sakes there is a spell checker in the text boxes too.

Looking back at your other posts you spelled properly, I may consider reading if you actually take it a bit seriously and at least have the decency to spell correctly.

You are right...lol,I can't understand whatever he calls urban language...Lol,mods should start giving infractions about this...speak normally not always : I haz teh... or whatever ! LOL :)

EDIT : @Hads : it is a mockery...lol : Squirtle is totaly teh coolest pokemans in teh pokewurld sos dis is uNmEek. But evry pokemans has hiz dai so dis is wut hapened....I could speak so too : Squritle iz tehh colest pokwemans evaah in tehh pokwoerlddd bcezz dis is da bigga allinance uNmEek :p
 
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DeletedUser

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I honestly couldn't even read all of this. I think they should add a rule if you don't spell over 50% of the words right you should not be allowed to post.. for god sakes there is a spell checker in the text boxes too.

Looking back at your other posts you spelled properly, I may consider reading if you actually take it a bit seriously and at least have the decency to spell correctly.

yea i couldnt read half of it but it was pretty good
 

DeletedUser

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GOD d@m^ IT!!!

lol, looks like we have some one who never watched/played pokemon. Sad to hear that as that is every childs favourite cartoon. hell it was mine. it will mean nothing to you. only if you have an understanding of pokemon will you get that as it is kinda his whole point of this post

EDIT: And also you should know nothing dies in pokemon. Pokemon just get knockout and revied 2 minutes later. pokemon dont kill pokemon.

mine was south park so its not my favourite.hehe though you are right,most people loved pokemon as a kid
 

DeletedUser

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I do agree that the grammar and spelling could be better; however, :pro: and it's still funny.
 

DeletedUser13936

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ROTFL this PnP is so darn funny (but actually informative!!!) This is what i call comedy the maker of this PnP deserves a + rep. however you should consider working on your english before you make another PnP ;)
 
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