I got seduced by a sweet fluffy young penguin,
He said he would let me play with his flippers if i would be his friend.
Then he was mad at me and told me to attack everyone on my island
Then that wasn't enough, so he forced me with his cute downy hide to make shipses and load them with the bad men and hurt peoples near me
Now he wants me to do more bad things.
He looks like such a sweet little Pingu, all fluffy and innocent, like ice wouldnt melt in his beak, but he's bad I tell you, evil and domineering, he wants to take over the world....
But I still love him