Wreck a Wish

[DeletedUser]

but I got too lazy to tell you.

I wish i got a wii

 

[DeletedUser]

you get a wii but it breaks after an hour from overheating

i wish for a day of anarchy as it sounds fun

 

[DeletedUser]

It does happen but goes horribley wrong

I wish I was a noob

 

[DeletedUser]

you are, but you want to know how to attack, so you become a newb

that people think tua are the best

 

[DeletedUser]

what are the best?

I wish i (hmmm) DIDN'T know what tua are.

 

[DeletedUser]

But i show you this video about the tau(AKA tua)

I wish that bananasqwe spells the tau right

 

[DeletedUser]

You aren't instead you get infracted for everything you do.

I wish that I wasn't a jar!

 

[DeletedUser]

Unfortunately you turn into this jar.

I wish i get an awesome coke

 

[DeletedUser]

you do get an awsome coke- only its the drug and so you end up in prison for possesion.

I wush that we could control mother nature

 

[DeletedUser]

we do but it drives us all insane and we die
i wish we didn't die

 

[DeletedUser]

You become immortal, but then you get leprosy and all your body parts fall off and you're left as just a brain flopping around.

I wish I could fire rockets from my knees.

 

[DeletedUser]

Your knees break And you now can't walk
I wish that star craft 2 was cheep

 

[DeletedUser]

it becomes to cheap and goes bankrupt.

I wish for father time to slow down

 

[DeletedUser]

it does slow down but you get so bored
you S-L-O-W-L-Y kill yourself

I wish this thread would not be closed

 

[DeletedUser]

This thread isn't closed. But people spam it so much that it lags whenever you go on Forum Grepolis

I wish that I was a pony.

 

[DeletedUser2413]

You turn into the cutest little pony ever, but are forced to be ridden by little screamin 6 year olds constantly.... and when you go to complain to police about cruelty they misconstrue when you tell them you are 'ridden by little screamin 6 year olds constantly' and end up imprisoning YOU instead for pedophilia!

I wish I could fly without the aids of an airplane, or a hang-glider, or a hot-air-balloon, or a zeppelin, or a kite or... Well... ugh, you know kinda like - SUPERMAN!

 

[DeletedUser]

you do but you fly into an airplane, hang-glider, hot-air-balloon, zeppelin and a kite
at the same time.

i wish for a wish in a wish therefore creating a wish by thinking of a wish in einsteins terms of E=MC2

 

[DeletedUser6029]

I didn't understand a bit of Einstein when I was younger, and understand less of it now that I am older.

I wish I could be independently wealthy and not have to work!

 

[DeletedUser]

unfortunatley that never happened

I wish for a wish in a wish therefore creating a wish by thinking of a wish that was haunted by another wish whilst eating a wish that was in fact a dream in einsteins terms of E=MC2

 

[DeletedUser44426]

Revive(could this be where Little CoD got his Genie Game idea?)


I guess i will start again....

I wish for a better Forum.