Dread Pirate Duck
Lochagos
No self respecting fighter would be caught dead on any winning team I have seen in the past 2 years.
( I have not seen them all, but enough.)
They gold their size.
They bot their res.
The huddle up all close together on one team to avoid any challenge
----- and scream like little girls if any one resists and pile on them 10 to 1.
They bot their timing which is hilarious considering timing is so easy with the siren I could train my dog to time 20 on the same second if he had fingers.
They'd hug a nursery of cactus to ensure they have at least twice your numbers.
They only go for weaker targets and even then the strategy never gets more complicated than GOLD, ZERGE, GOLD MORE, ZERGE MORE.
And they cry bully the community managers to warp the rules to allow them to spam the holey hell out of you but if you return fire its the
BAN HAMMER!
Even after all this they are so unsure of themselves they wont go up against any team without placing spies n plants.
Then brag about it
?
I guess for an encore they punch out their next door neighbor's 8 year old then flex over the poor kid after taking their lunch money to buy more gold.
You can't make this crap up.
This is why we play in a ghost town. You have maybe 20 hold out real fighters that are too cantankerous to quit and the rest moved on to
EVE ON LINE or died from boredom.
You can judge the value of a man by 2 things.
What makes him angry and who his enemies are.
The whole rank 1 team of craven braggards "have ben measured and found wanting!"
( I have not seen them all, but enough.)
They gold their size.
They bot their res.
The huddle up all close together on one team to avoid any challenge
----- and scream like little girls if any one resists and pile on them 10 to 1.
They bot their timing which is hilarious considering timing is so easy with the siren I could train my dog to time 20 on the same second if he had fingers.
They'd hug a nursery of cactus to ensure they have at least twice your numbers.
They only go for weaker targets and even then the strategy never gets more complicated than GOLD, ZERGE, GOLD MORE, ZERGE MORE.
And they cry bully the community managers to warp the rules to allow them to spam the holey hell out of you but if you return fire its the
BAN HAMMER!
Even after all this they are so unsure of themselves they wont go up against any team without placing spies n plants.
Then brag about it
? I guess for an encore they punch out their next door neighbor's 8 year old then flex over the poor kid after taking their lunch money to buy more gold.
You can't make this crap up.
This is why we play in a ghost town. You have maybe 20 hold out real fighters that are too cantankerous to quit and the rest moved on to
EVE ON LINE or died from boredom.
You can judge the value of a man by 2 things.
What makes him angry and who his enemies are.
The whole rank 1 team of craven braggards "have ben measured and found wanting!"
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