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Welcome to today's issue of The Kreger Report, we have breaking news today from the warfront of LOE and TBS/W... though we promised to provide news on the ever changing evolving ridiculous, and downright irrational alliance name, we instead again dedicate this to The Black Sheep and their MRA affiliate TBSW.
Todays issue will again be covering two interesting topics, first up is the war by the numbers... second up is the news from the front and behind the veil - the news that you never knew... but should!!
Well first up on the list is the war by the numbers:
So many people have been talking about how TBS is gaining more caps then LOE, and how this gives them the thinking that TBS is winning... well that is what they would like you to think... but here is the reality of the situation looking deeper into the numbers then just who capped what (elementary math). For this purpose we sought out well respected War General and Expert Mathematician Artemis, General of the First Athenian Sparrow Legion.
Kreger Mr. Artemis, we recently provided you with all the stats, and you told me earlier in our pre-interview discussion that you found some very revealing truths about the war?
Artemis indeed, my friend, this is a correct assessment, upon deep analysis of all the numbers available and upon sincere evaluation of the conquers we saw certain things that revealed the Truth.
Kreger please Mr Artemis... please continue...
Artemis Oh please, Kreger, a reporter of your stature can simply call me Art
Kreger well then okay... Art, please continue...
Artemis well simply put there is a good way of evaluating this by taking the attacking kills of each entity, LOE and TBS/W and then taking that divisible by the amount of villages each entity owns... this will show you the average weakening per village by average.
KregerAmazing!! I have here a chart that Mr. Artemis...err Art... has shared:
LOE Attack kills: 373,590 kills
TBS/W Attack kills: 423,319 kills
LOE Strength: 423,319 deaths by TBS/W / 1703 total villages = 248.6 deaths per village owned, a weakening factor of roughly 16.5% (again assuming 150 total population dedicated to military)
now this does not count offensive units dead, but even assuming 50% of the kills are matched by deaths, that would assume an additional 186,795 deaths in LOE = 109.6 offensive deaths per village = 7% weakening factor
LOE TOTAL weakening factor: 16.5% + 7% = 23.5%
TBS/W strength: 373,590 deaths by LOE / 1233 total villages = 303 deaths per village owned, a weakening factor of roughly 20% overall strength (assuming 1500 total population dedicated to military)
Offensive units deaths: 211,660 offensive unit deaths / 1233 = 171.7 offensive deaths per village = 11.4% weakening factor
TBS/W TOTAL weakening factor: 20% + 11.4% = 31.4%
Difference: LOE maintains 8% overall greater strength
Kreger Fascinating numbers, but ... Art... how do you account to the number of caps that TBS/W has over LOE?
Artemis Ah, now there is a good question, which really is very simple actually... LOE focused on active living targets, which was obvious by those players leaving and joining other alliances, or retreating into Vacation mode...
meanwhile TBS/W attacked inactives, isolated players and those who were already weakened off prior wars, in other words, in the first week of the war, TBS/W went for easy caps, while LOE went for focused villages no matter who they were.
Kreger I see, so looking at this list there really are only about 5 of TBS/W conquers which do not fit in that as "easy caps"... so really TBS/W are trying to go on the image of quick victory by going for the easy caps?
Artemis You are correct sir!
Kreger well thank you Art for coming on the show, may the Gods look kindly upon you!
Artemis Thank you for having me on your esteemed show, it was all my pleasure, and I hope the Gods bless you with many more conquers!
Well there you have it folks!! now we leave you for a brief intermission and a word from our sponsors..
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We are back with the second portion of todays episode of The Kreger Report!!
So the "Did you know" portion of todays war news ....
Did you know...that TBS recently signed an cease fire agreement with known MRA Titans to enlist their assistance in attacking LOE? strange but true... guess the hypocrisy of a supposed Elite alliance that is supposedly "Anti-MRA" turning out to be MRA friendly along the lines of the great nameless, ever changing, non-stablized, ridiculously named alliance, should not come as a shock... twas merely a mirage to make us think they were actually elite, much like the war caps so far... picking on inactive members, and those who were already beaten down... of course as we discovered from the last issue, spies are a common tool of the ever laughable TBS/W...
Did you know... that TBS has lost half its membership (all active players) since the onset of this war deceleration? And most of those are now fighting TBS for its hypocrisy?
Did you know... the easiest way to kill troops in TBSW is to send 3 LS... thats right in a recent experiment that was conducted, 30 fakes were sent out to all various members of TBSW, 10 cast wisdom, and of those 10, 5 immediatly upon seeing 2-5 Light ships in the attack used sea storm on the incoming... of those 5 casted Sea storms, a single LS unit was destroyed... even more amusing one of those who case wisdom left his CS in the village to be killed by 3 LS... now we ask, who is the noob? and who is the MRA?
Did you know... parting words of declaration by Cai Tzu "We will let the Gods decide who is right"... I guess with half the membership leaving or left, and countless others in their ranks dismayed... the truth is being decided and I play the part of Hermes, the God of messengers and bring you the truth here and now! The League of Erinyes fights on, and the Gods have not faltered in their recognition of our strength, integrity and position of truth in these matters.
Well, that brings to a conclusion this weeks "The Kreger Report", stay tuned next week and among other things we will speak with a Griffin about the weather conditions and the latest on the war fronts and the greatest adventures of the day!
so for now, this is Kreger, saying Good Day Gamma, and till we talk next time, may the Gods of Olympus and the fortunes of Erinyes bless you with newfound chaos and fame!
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