King of the Hill

DeletedUser22115

Guest
Im sorry but my virus is still there. :)

Still no one owns this hill
 

DeletedUser27128

Guest
Gah, stupid virus. I go find a new hill. My new hill without any viruses.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
i get a narwhal to stab you then i claim the hill my hill

+rep to anyone with a good reply
 
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DeletedUser45380

Guest
Your narwhal gets arrested for attempted murder and assault. While you are on the witness stand, I drive a few stakes into the hill to claim it as mine.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
While you are driving in the stakes you are mistaken by Count Dracula for a vampire slayer... he creeps up behind you with a cork and an empty bottle... uhmm nuff said. :eek:

Anyhoo I hold a party for some of the locals
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which they like and so they vote me ARCHON. My Hill :)
 

DeletedUser40768

Guest
Rock5 said:
I kill you and Joseph Nieves my hill
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Oh really :eek:

I trap you inside the McDonald's playhouse, with Ronald McDonald chasing you down. In fear you pee in your short shorts and make a mess on the floor. The pee on the floor causes you to slip and fall. You proceed to cry and Ronald McDonald is now right behind you....My Hill!
 

DeletedUser46838

Guest
And the "pee" that you mentioned was actually potassium Chromate that I had snuck in and I poisoned you and Mr McDonalds

My hill
 

DeletedUser27128

Guest
I went up the hill, picked 5 random rocks and threw them away. Turned out it was Rock5. Oh well.. I suppose its now my hill
 

DeletedUser27128

Guest
I get Thanos with his Infinity Gauntlet to vaporise the whole freaking planet. Nothing is left. My nothing.
 

DeletedUser22115

Guest
As far as I know, you technically can't own nothing. If there's nothing there you technically can't own it. As it doesn't exist
 
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