King of the Hill

[DeletedUser40768]

Nuclear bomb. You all die. My hill

You die from radiation as you took no precautionary measures after the nuclear bomb exploded. I do however, and find the hill empty just for me.

My hill!

 

[DeletedUser49197]

You die from radiation as you took no precautionary measures after the nuclear bomb exploded. I do however, and find the hill empty just for me.

My hill!

You forget defense!!! I conquer the hill for the first time, and the gods smile on a clean plate, and hera puts the spell city protection. Then, every myth unit is placed in my army, in infinite amounts.

 

[DeletedUser35431]

O.....K....

I kill Hera. I kill Zeus. All the other gods run away. I smite you down with Zeus' lightning bolt that I stole, and then......

MY HILL

 

[DeletedUser35431]

what a noob, its Athena who does the city protection spell

/facepalms #embarassment

LOL. Well, I am still the king of the hill.

 

[DeletedUser36436]

You explode with pride. My hill.

 

[DeletedUser35431]

You die from Ebola.

My hill

 

[DeletedUser22115]

Spoiler

I'm too young to die.

 

[DeletedUser35431]

Still my hill

 

[DeletedUser27128]

I throw you into a pool of acid. My hill

 

[DeletedUser35431]

I negotiate with Hades and he kills you.

MY HILL

 

[DeletedUser]

I tell nickry's mom that he is pregnant, she kills him.

my hill.

 

[DeletedUser49197]

I tell your mom that you are poster of the month in grepoforums, she kills him.

my hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

My mom realizes she can't kill people while being dead, and I come back to life.

I drown you in marshmallow creme pies

my hill

 

[DeletedUser49197]

I eat marshmallow cream pies!!! then my stomach explodes into you, but I grow a new one....

my hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

I let you have the hill, making you the first person to ever win a king of the hill contest.
people shower me with fame, wealth, and power for being so clever.

my life

 

[DeletedUser]

I am revived and i kill chalna for giving him the hill (sorry m8) then i give you 100000000 slush puppies and you get crazy brain freeze and die my hill

 

[DeletedUser49197]

Cmon, mate. I can grow a new stomach, so of course I can grow a new brain! My hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

I sacrifice my life to create a demonic blood shield to protect Flame forever.

 

[DeletedUser49197]

Thank you. I'm protected forever, and the only one who could ever defeat me sacrificed their life for me...

 

[DeletedUser35431]

I wipe the brain of that tiger in your sig and set him to kill you.