King of the Hill

DeletedUser

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Benvolio sends me a mail...
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MY Hll :)
 

DeletedUser35431

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I use Varun's throwing start to murder you. I then burn you body, put it in a barrel of acid and send it up into space just enough for it to be taken back to the earth with the earth's gravity. I then burns up on impact and the acid falls back to earth (it is heat resistant and cannot evaporate) and murders all other forum users. I hide in an underground bunker to defend my self. The bunker is under the hill so no one else can go on it. I then come back to the hill when it is safe. And yeah, MY HILL!
 

DeletedUser27128

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I burn the hill, and you go up in flames (see what I did there?).

My hill
 

DeletedUser5819

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I call the truant officer and you are dragged off to school, kicking and screaming.

My hill.
 

DeletedUser35431

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I hate you. I bribe my Afrikaans teacher to let me out of class. I call the nearest butcher and he takes you and sells you to my dad. I then have a braai in my garden and cook you in Lapies Chilie Braai Sauce. I then eat you and give the leftovers to my dog.

My Hill
 

DeletedUser36436

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I come to the bottom of the hill riding a bear shirtless with Putin. You have never seen something so majestic before so you give me the hill:
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My hill.
 

DeletedUser36436

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With Putin gone, Russia reverts to being Soviet and the hill murders you.

MY HILL
 

DeletedUser5819

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I hate you. I bribe my Afrikaans teacher to let me out of class. I call the nearest butcher and he takes you and sells you to my dad. I then have a braai in my garden and cook you in Lapies Chilie Braai Sauce. I then eat you and give the leftovers to my dog.

My Hill
Always nice to be apreciated <smug>
Definitely better than that naked bear..

I send a plague of ants to take over the hill from the grass roots up.

My hill.
 

DeletedUser36436

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I call the unemployment officer and he escorts you off the hill.

My hill.
 

DeletedUser

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"Hey everybody. I am back.
Look. There is Nickry.
YOOHOO!" :D
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My Hill
 

DeletedUser35431

Guest
I blow up the hill and everyone else within a 20mile radius while I am taking a vacation in Honolulu. The hill is in San Diago, so I am safe. I then reconstruct a fake hill on the top of an active volcano, you all run to it and then when the volcano erupts, I take over another hill. Then it is done. My hill. You will never know where my hill is.

My hill
 
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