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Ok everyone, It is time for another Newsletter Update from [ally]The Syndicate[/ally]. This is The Syndicate Newsletter #666: You Are Just a Squirrel in a TS World Edition.
As the title suggests, It is time for everyone in Emporion to catch up on what your benevolent (or maybe we are malevolent, depending on your perspective) conquering alliance, TS, has in store for the rest of this world. Before we go there, lets take a look at everything that has transpired thus far.
In the beginning:
TS showed up in Emporion and announced to the whole world (which started with over 4k players) that we were going to dominate you all from start to finish and build all the WWs no matter what sort of coalition you tried to put together.
What really happened? TS dominated everyone from start to finish with combined statistics against all alliances that reveal an almost 23 to 1 cities gained to cities lost ratio and will soon have built all 7 WW in record time with only 3k cities and 70+ players. This has never before been done. Seriously, best ever performance.
TS warned you repeatedly that your leaders had no idea how to really play this game, that they were doing you a disservice by setting you up for failure. And we let the rest of the world know at the outset that their coalition style would seal their doom and that we would either rim or force all of your original "leaders" and top players to quit.
What really happened? TS completely devastated all the coalition-building efforts tried in this world. Most of the original alliances that were aligned against us no longer exist and we either rimmed or forced to quit: erik werijijomeshmit, plohish, ghosts of harrenhal, Brir, IM Blaze, Frishkovina, nassk, Uncle Bulgaria, timothy dewey, kegsy1308, Haraxvati, and many more. I know many of you miss your heroes, but you should be ashamed of them for setting you up for failure.
TS warned you that after we were finished building the WWs, we were going to quickly begin the task of rimming what remains of your "leaders" and big-talkers.
What really happened? Well, you are all about to see how this last one turns out.
So what are we about to do?
In the spirit of fun and fair play, what TS is going to do is to give you a chance to help us decide which players will face the gauntlet first. How is this going to work?
We are going to let you nominate the players that we will rim first. If you are feeling brave, nominate yourself. If not, or if you are feeling really devilish, then nominate someone else. Either way, send me the list of players that you want us to target first. Send them in list form with at least 10 names. Welcome to the democracy of the TS-run world!
Listen, I am not trying to make you sad or mad here. The bottom line is that you can thank all of your leaders, past and present, for leaving you in this predicament. At one point you had well over 1k players aligned against us and still could not stop us. So remember that point and send me your list.
Think about it, Even at the end you had several hundred players against our 70+, but it did not matter because your leaders were already trapped by their flawed coalition style that discourages players from growing and improving their skills and requires no accountability for poor play. Instead, the style your leaders chose for you is a short cut that is used by the real gold-abusers and egomaniacs so they can build a buffer of soft and clueless sheep around them for protection. Now you can decide if we eat the sheep or the leaders first.
Beyond that business, I think we have all had some great memories here in Emporion, with a few more still to come. Just yesterday, tomthumb, mungus, balrog, chill, leo, tonka, oldmexicanguy, and the rest of us were looking through our snapshots and memories of this world. Here are a few of the fun moments we revisited:
Here is metsik practicing for his next battle:
Here is a shot from the beginning of the world when Toons found out they were in the ocean next to TS:
Here is a shot of IM Blaze trying to rationalize why daddy erik's coalitions would not work for him in Emporion:
Here is Maxi talking with other TL/Toons leaders when they realized their plans were doomed:
Here are Wanda and Raging Chav when they saw they could not catch TS on any WWs:
Here is f4beab trying to calm his alliance and pact mates down when they realized WWs are over and TS is coming at them soon:
In closing I want to say thanks for making it easy for TS to get the crowns, now we are coming to see you up close...
Sincerely,
Chad Bass, on behalf of The Syndicate
As the title suggests, It is time for everyone in Emporion to catch up on what your benevolent (or maybe we are malevolent, depending on your perspective) conquering alliance, TS, has in store for the rest of this world. Before we go there, lets take a look at everything that has transpired thus far.
In the beginning:
TS showed up in Emporion and announced to the whole world (which started with over 4k players) that we were going to dominate you all from start to finish and build all the WWs no matter what sort of coalition you tried to put together.
What really happened? TS dominated everyone from start to finish with combined statistics against all alliances that reveal an almost 23 to 1 cities gained to cities lost ratio and will soon have built all 7 WW in record time with only 3k cities and 70+ players. This has never before been done. Seriously, best ever performance.
TS warned you repeatedly that your leaders had no idea how to really play this game, that they were doing you a disservice by setting you up for failure. And we let the rest of the world know at the outset that their coalition style would seal their doom and that we would either rim or force all of your original "leaders" and top players to quit.
What really happened? TS completely devastated all the coalition-building efforts tried in this world. Most of the original alliances that were aligned against us no longer exist and we either rimmed or forced to quit: erik werijijomeshmit, plohish, ghosts of harrenhal, Brir, IM Blaze, Frishkovina, nassk, Uncle Bulgaria, timothy dewey, kegsy1308, Haraxvati, and many more. I know many of you miss your heroes, but you should be ashamed of them for setting you up for failure.
TS warned you that after we were finished building the WWs, we were going to quickly begin the task of rimming what remains of your "leaders" and big-talkers.
What really happened? Well, you are all about to see how this last one turns out.
So what are we about to do?
In the spirit of fun and fair play, what TS is going to do is to give you a chance to help us decide which players will face the gauntlet first. How is this going to work?
We are going to let you nominate the players that we will rim first. If you are feeling brave, nominate yourself. If not, or if you are feeling really devilish, then nominate someone else. Either way, send me the list of players that you want us to target first. Send them in list form with at least 10 names. Welcome to the democracy of the TS-run world!
Listen, I am not trying to make you sad or mad here. The bottom line is that you can thank all of your leaders, past and present, for leaving you in this predicament. At one point you had well over 1k players aligned against us and still could not stop us. So remember that point and send me your list.
Think about it, Even at the end you had several hundred players against our 70+, but it did not matter because your leaders were already trapped by their flawed coalition style that discourages players from growing and improving their skills and requires no accountability for poor play. Instead, the style your leaders chose for you is a short cut that is used by the real gold-abusers and egomaniacs so they can build a buffer of soft and clueless sheep around them for protection. Now you can decide if we eat the sheep or the leaders first.
Beyond that business, I think we have all had some great memories here in Emporion, with a few more still to come. Just yesterday, tomthumb, mungus, balrog, chill, leo, tonka, oldmexicanguy, and the rest of us were looking through our snapshots and memories of this world. Here are a few of the fun moments we revisited:
Here is metsik practicing for his next battle:
Here is a shot from the beginning of the world when Toons found out they were in the ocean next to TS:
Here is a shot of IM Blaze trying to rationalize why daddy erik's coalitions would not work for him in Emporion:
Here is Maxi talking with other TL/Toons leaders when they realized their plans were doomed:
Here are Wanda and Raging Chav when they saw they could not catch TS on any WWs:
Here is f4beab trying to calm his alliance and pact mates down when they realized WWs are over and TS is coming at them soon:
In closing I want to say thanks for making it easy for TS to get the crowns, now we are coming to see you up close...
Sincerely,
Chad Bass, on behalf of The Syndicate
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