P3R3PH0N3
Lochagos
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T'was the night before Christmas, at a gods-awful hour. Not a player was stirring, not even @plaguetower ;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. @Sonlayu soon would be there;
The flippers were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of a level 20 Helen danced in their heads;
Battledrums in his speedo, and I in my cap, had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When from my attack alarms there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the PC, I flew like a flash, logged right in and gave the militia a lash.
Yet it was only attacks from the Naturals and peers, and we all know @Bravouchka soon will get smeared.
While @pgalland25 golded more units with glee, @Puppy Cuddle was still ahead by nearly 1 million BP.
You see, he may have lost a city or two; but Puppy cannot be stopped, by me or by you!
Hope ya'll have a Merry Christmas. I am having a great time on my first world here and have met so many great people
T'was the night before Christmas, at a gods-awful hour. Not a player was stirring, not even @plaguetower ;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. @Sonlayu soon would be there;
The flippers were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of a level 20 Helen danced in their heads;
Battledrums in his speedo, and I in my cap, had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When from my attack alarms there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the PC, I flew like a flash, logged right in and gave the militia a lash.
Yet it was only attacks from the Naturals and peers, and we all know @Bravouchka soon will get smeared.
While @pgalland25 golded more units with glee, @Puppy Cuddle was still ahead by nearly 1 million BP.
You see, he may have lost a city or two; but Puppy cannot be stopped, by me or by you!
Hope ya'll have a Merry Christmas. I am having a great time on my first world here and have met so many great people