King of the Hill

happyshazam

Guest
Welcome to my hill. You must find ways to get me off the hill.
No god powers allowed.
LET IT BEGIN!
 

happyshazam

Guest
I return to my hill with a army of manticores. You pee in your pants and run.
My hill.
 

DeletedUser31161

Guest
I take my army of penguins (yes i do have one) then i teach them to only obey me and do what i say and become super awesome, immortal, warrior grenade nukes.

MY HILL
 

Lane

Guest
I have a clan of Vampires and Werewolves. They tear your army of penguins apart...Underworld rocks! :p lol

My Hill!
 

happyshazam

Guest
I buy your army of underworld things over with crates of meat. Then I spray meat flavored calone on you in your sleep and your army of evil eats you.
MY HILL.
 

puthia

Guest
Anyway, I bring my lethal ducks to the hill and they kill you all!!

MY HILL!!!!!!
 

Pythagorus

Guest
i challaenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for your hill, and i win (best of five)

my hill!
 

puthia

Guest
I ask you kindly to leave the hill, and because you're a good guy you go and give me the hill!

MY HILL!
 

happyshazam

Guest
I steal Pythagorus's wheelbarrow of bacon strips, and you faint in seeing my awesomeness.
MY HILL!