The peak of the hill is now several hundred feet underwater. Due to your life jacket, you float to the top. Due to everyone elses lack of a life jacket, they all drown.
Due to my secret Gills, I survive underwater and am able to claim the hill.
I tell the cops that your are a hooker and that's an innuendo, they haul you off because people have a right to do what they want with their own body, but not if the government doesn't like it.
Since I'm super important, I dial 1 on my speed dial, and tell Kim Jong Un to do a favour for me a release a few nuclear weapons on this hill, the hill no longer exists, only a rock remains, my rock.