Haha, Niels is pretty smart… I have to give credit where credit is due. I’ve spent the last couple of days combing the net, hanging out in bars, and asking friends for funny jokes to respond to this one, but I’ve come up empty handed… none made me laugh like this one did. You sir have delivered a knockout blow and won the round lol, but be warned that I will only fight stronger after I get up.
In any case here’s my contribution…
It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for bodnapa. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. bodnapa, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Papa bcae how well he had done. bcae nodded and told him, "That's because you are in Evolution, son." The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but bodnapa rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening, bodnapa once again bragged to his Papa bcae about his prowess in his new school. bcae, knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you are in Evolution, son." The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. bodnapa noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well endowed". This confused him. That night he told his Papa bcae. "Poppa, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm in Evolution?" he asked. "No, son," explained his Papa bcae, "That's because you're 18."