Nope not a comedian, actually I'm an accountant...zzzz.... I definitely enjoy having a tall glass of beer with friends though and usually jokes are exchanged as part of that ritual. Sadly I won't be contributing to the forums anymore since I'm pretty sure that I've been rimmed by now. My Evo buds don't seem to have any sense of humor whatsoever so they've done what they do best and killed any sense of fun and joy that might have ever had a chance to exist in Omicron. I expect Murt and the dancers to come out here and tell me that I'm a wimp and ran away and blah blah blah but I'll just say that they should enjoy their victory and lighten up. If they refuse to be good sports and what they wanted was a desolate world without any enemies then they now have one less enemy to deal with. I'm mad that:
a) I asked Murtius as a personal favor to let up on me while I dealt with some personal issues and instead he intensified attacks and had his goons help
b) I trusted Murtius and told him a little about the issues that I was dealing with in RL which he then told TGI about
c) When I returned I asked for yet another reprieve and was told that I could either become a goon for Evo or be rimmed
d) That I didn't learn enough fast enough about the game to give my allies the legitimate help that I could have provided had I been a better player
You have to respect Evolution's ruthless nature but you can't ignore the fact that Evo doesn't believe in friendship or brotherhood. They believe in winning. And you can't hate them for that, you just have to feel sorry for them a little. I wonder what kind of people they are in real life? As a kid, I remember playing pewee soccer and being pretty good at it. Sometimes we would play a team that wasn't so good and the scores would become lobsided and we would be ahead by 3 or 4 goals. Although it was never an actual rule, we all knew that once that was the case, we needed to let off the gas. Despite our desire to win, we didn't want to crush our competition. Subconsciously I wanted them to do better and maybe beat us the next time around. Keep in mind that I was thinking this way when I was 5 or 6 years old... In any case, people will be different anywhere you go. This world is pretty much done now, so congrats Evo, it looks like you succeeded. Go ahead and put on your victory parades for all the world to see. Unfortunately there may not be much of a turnout.