PnP: War-Hogs

[DeletedUser]

This is my first PnP.


So this is how it went....

Our Leader, Cindy Lou, loves to make peace with a alliance if it is worth making peace, of course.

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Beening that the Hogs of Destiny, were quit high in the ranking in one of our oceans she decided that they were worth have as allies.

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Then, one day...

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It seemed that a few of our member was invited to their alliance. We thought, 'Maybe it was just a misstake', and we let it slide.

Then this happened (PS: look at the top two players who left)

It seemed like we had some traitors in our mist.

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That is when we began thinking it wasn't a mistake.

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And well, I got off at that moment.

When I got back on, it seemed like I had a new message.

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It was a forwarded message from calatan, the Hogs of Destiny's inviter. Inside it was a conversation between our Marin.8 and calatan. It seened like calatan got Marin very mad.

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calatan forward the message to everyone in the alliance(PS: that was the last thing he said in Marin's and his conversation), trying to get people to join. I opened it and got insulted

Do you what to follow these *censored* leaders plans?

So I didn't look in the forums, looking wetheir we went to war, I just bolted both of his cities.

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Then he said this:

calatan on 9/22/10 at 11:59 PM
Big mistake. I am gonna make sure you are hit with a dozen lightning bolts for that. That is one thing about having a massive alliance.

Then I got a bolt from a bricky321

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So I EQed him, being that I wasted all my favor on calatan.

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Then later that night, I recieved a bolt from Reign of Fire

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Then this mourning(well, I hope this mourning) fowhawaii

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So I(or we) toke this as a approval of war with Hogs of War

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The End.(for now)

Edit: Once I sent the url to calatan he said

calatan today at 6:59 AM
Nice work! That is actually pretty sweet. Just so you know I have told people to stop bolting you, because it would be more effective to bolt Marin.8 or other big players, but well, some people don't follow directions very well.

Cheers!

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Sorry If have this all out of order.

 

[DeletedUser]

They are also the biggest MRA alliance I've seen on Alpha....well I never saw a MRA before but they have over 1000 members!

1289 members to be exact.

 

[DeletedUser]

what the hell? i got bored and looked here
1.2k members!!!
200 members is a major mra on epsilon for us

 

[DeletedUser6983]

WOW, thats crazy. i thought over 150 was alot, how can u manage that many

 

[DeletedUser]

Bolting is the biggest give away at a noob you can get (unless you are bolting back to teach a brat a lesson for bolting you ). Well good luck to whatever side is less MRA.

 

[DeletedUser]

Well, my alliance has 30 players(wait another on left 29). Salvation i bolted him because he is around 100 hours away, and i don't feel like giving them time to bult 400 birems.

 

[DeletedUser]

Nicely done!

I'm not even mad - that's amazing!

 

[DeletedUser]

 

[DeletedUser11965]

well good luck with your war, cuz at the looks of it...ur gonna lose.

Pros
1-They got too much members to control.

Cons
1-your outnumbered bad.
2-they got too many pros.

 

[DeletedUser]

Elite Olympus Warriors are holding a Hog Roasting competition.

Get your bacone sarnies while there fresh and tasty...

This alliance are genuinely offensive to all and have been rudely inviting members of my alliance to join them. Add to this they have threatened members of my alliance and we have had to conclude it is time to roast some pig.

Add to this Calatan has the worst profile picture I have ever seen and deserves to die just for that....

Now I challenge all allainces on Alpha to roast more hogs than EOW........

Hawkesy

 

[DeletedUser]

I wonder if all of Alpha is going to gang up on them
or is it time to call a special disbander of MRAs.

 

[DeletedUser1405]

I think a selected few will turn on them as they are getting rather large and even though ive friends in there i dont think they will ber able to move with the sheer size.
Good luck to both sides and may the best alliance be victorious.

 

[DeletedUser]

well good luck with your war, cuz at the looks of it...ur gonna lose.

Pros
1-They got too much members to control.

Cons
1-your outnumbered bad. ~ And? 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9.
2-they got too many pros. ~ Pros?

Stuff in bold.

Elite Olympus Warriors are holding a Hog Roasting competition.

Get your bacone sarnies while there fresh and tasty...

This alliance are genuinely offensive to all and have been rudely inviting members of my alliance to join them. Add to this they have threatened members of my alliance and we have had to conclude it is time to roast some pig.

Go figure.

Add to this Calatan has the worst profile picture I have ever seen and deserves to die just for that....

Now I challenge all allainces on Alpha to roast more hogs than EOW........

They might be abit busy with other alliances.

Hawkesy

Me in bold.

 

[DeletedUser]

Just for the record, Artemis is not interested in recruiting these players. So please stop asking.

 

[DeletedUser]

Hawksey:

You, sir, are offensive in your cowardice.

You can't handle any real competition so you target the newest, most inexperienced players of the game. Bravo! Make way for the big man!

Yes, the Hogs are full of "noobs". I know you elitists don't care about helping anyone but yourselves which is why we help teach the new players the ropes and hopefully keep them interested in the game. As the community grows and the number of people paying for this great game increases they dev team will be able able to continue improving the game.

It would be fitting and deliciously ironic if some other alliance larger than you holds a competition to see how many EOW heads they can collect. Everyone likes to see the bully become the bullied.

 

[DeletedUser]

Here is more proof of your massive sissyhood.

EOW's "Battle" "Accomplishments"

Since we are having competitions. I challenge someone to find a EOW conquest that was done against any alliance even half their size or more. I gave up after about 10 pages. You will hard pressed to even find an alliance they target over 1 mil points except for the occasional Trojan Warrior.

Bravo, brave warriors of Olympus, bravo! You are so very elite.

 

[DeletedUser]

I woke up this morning and what did I have for breakfast, some bacon rolls. As I quietly sat at my desk I was dreaming of dinner needing something tasty and a satisfying treat for my dinner. Oh what do you know it is spare ribs for dinner!!! Nothing better than having some Hog for food!!!!

Now lets look at the mighty Hogs and what cities they have taken, hmm, is that only from alliance with less than 50k points..... except 2 obviously.... Interesting you are guilty of your own statement.....

 

[DeletedUser]

This is true, but we aren't the alliance so pretentious as to have "elite" as part of our name. We realize we are noobs and are cool with it.

And hell, everyone loves bacon, unless you are a commie.

Bacon Porn!
http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
http://www.spike.com/blog/bacon-man-is-king-of/73513
http://baconjew.blogspot.com/2009/02/ladies-gentlementhe-bacon-wellington.html
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i203/zenpirates/MotivatorBaconBra.jpg
http://baconsalt.com/ - this stuff is amazing! and kosher!

 

[DeletedUser]

Feel free to call me coward Calatan makes no difference to me those who know me know the truth.

I support my friends whereas you are guilty of being the bully boy alliance. You have been threatening Retribution our friends and numerous other small alliances who have contacted me looking for help due to your join us or die threats to them.

Well as you said nice to see the bully become the bullied I hope you enjoy it.

Now who is going to get more Hogs Head's : Retribution, Black Death Imperium, Eclipse, The Sacred Band or some other alliance? Place your bets....

 

[DeletedUser]

We don't bully people to join, unlike you. Several alliances have contacted us and said they were forced to break pacts with us due to threats of war from you.

To bully someone into joining is moronic because then you have people there who don't want to be in your alliance and they will give info to your enemies the first chance they can. Hence we literally have over 2 dozen members in the EOW feeding us info. Why do you think we have been able to focus our forces so well to fend off your attacks?