DeletedUser15240
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So, in the 3 short days of Hellspawn we have achieved quite a lot. We have hit the top 10 in alliance BP already and conquered a fair few cities. But best of all we have had some truly hilarious moments in our many wars.
Wars Of The West
Reapers of Keres
An underrated alliance for many reasons, and a fairly recent war. However, it appears that their LS fleet no longer exists and so they have resorted to using biremes on their conquest attempts:
or when they ran out of those just not using any ships at all:
So, desperation sinking into the ranks of RoK, their sense of any knowledge is lost, and they begin supporting the enemy sieges:
Thors Hammer
This war was one of the longest running, TH recently strengthened by a merge with their ally and our other enemy, Phantom Assassins.
A group that would appear to be the best but however their co ordination and playing style would say otherwise. In recent times they have been attacking less and less, as they turtle more and more as a number of spy reports revealed. However, when they did eventually put a member in siege, they forgot the meaning of teamwork:
Krypteia
Working with TH an all round good alliance on paper, good average, conquests, and BP, however, a few of their members tell a different story.
A member became increasingly distressed after he was being conquered:
Pythagorus on 6/14/11 at 11:16 PM
that bad huh...
Gladiatox on 6/14/11 at 11:15 PM
Ok you guys win. . . :/
sighhhh
Pythagorus on 6/14/11 at 11:02 PM
looks like the anti-timing hates me... what would you say are my chances?
Pythagorus on 6/14/11 at 8:56 PM
ok great.
Gladiatox on 6/14/11 at 8:46 PM
If you tired in this afternoon go sleep... Your conquest will be successful... No support needed also...
Pythagorus on 6/14/11 at 8:18 PM
yes, i like girls.
Gladiatox on 6/14/11 at 8:17 PM
Are you gay?
Pythagorus on 6/14/11 at 8:09 PM
maybe for both of us...
Gladiatox on 6/14/11 at 8:07 PM
for you?? hahahaah
Pythagorus on 6/14/11 at 8:06 PM
getting late?
Gladiatox on 6/14/11 at 7:23 PM
*yawn
According to the sacred code of noobs, noobs must help other noobs with noobish moves and they planned a revenge, the CS was sent, and the mighty pyth only came on in time to activate militia, but that was more than enough:
And so that was a little taster of the wars of the west, portraying the a couple of the many failings in tau. Who knows, there may be an eastern edition on your front door soon enough
. Hope you enjoyed it!