"Come Mr Transient man ,Hand ovr Dsaaaaaaaaaaadlr. the FEE com an bomb his home! lift 1 bomb! 2 bomb! hit d'a floor! DEEEEEsadler likz it in the bck Door! buildin mantiez til da' mornin come! Pay-bck come an Steff drop dee bomb! 6 bomb ,7 bomb ,8 bomb mor! DDDDDeeee sadler layd out on Da Floor!"
MY LEGACY IS BEIN BETTR THN U. only the ppl wut R kool game wit m3. an i spit in the face of ppl wut r not kool
Im bettr thn u in evry way,bettr lookin,bettr playr,bettr wrkr,smartr thn u,mor frndz thn u. U liv at home wit ur mom in a trailr park,i dnt. Evrythng about me is bettr thn u. an tht aint evr gonna chnge
WITHOUT SPENDIN
GOLD UR NOTHIN
Stabbed in the bck by alliez in o64 and o34.
ANTI MATTR...THEY JUS DNT MATTR!
Im the cat wut they send 2 Hunt mice
How duz it feel bein beatin by m3? RSRS
" WAAAA im rhizoome-away,i wnt 2 join an alliance whr im safe! i dnt wnt 2 fight evry day! i wnt 2 relax! i dnt lik ur planz! but i got none of my own othr thn sellin out 2 anothr team whr i cn sim in peace! WAA. i dnt lik hard wrk! whn i lose a city i cry 2 my boyfrnd ,cryrus3. whn i wuz in FEE i doggd it evry day!!,Plz let me join u,if i dnt get attckd or hav 2 do stuff ill be rilly loyal!!!..But if i strt 2 get attckd u cn bet ill leave u lik i left FEE....
WAAA im shadow of leavez-U, i dnt lik 2 hav 2 use a forum or hlp othrz. i go whr rhizoome-away goez,an whn he leavez thn i leave coz i dnt lik gettn attckd! itz unfair! if my new alliance strz 2 lose thn u cn bet ill be gon!,i lik bein in alliancez wut cn shell out supprt so i cn sim,an whn thngz get tuff i bail,coz im shadow of leavez-U"
Im egy i tlk all nice 2 ur face an i bck stab ppl. im scared of crack thn nutz i gota go run an side wit biggr alliancez coz mine cnt fight FEE on itz own,so i gota side wit Anti-DNT-Mattr. i tld my stoodgez in my sistr alliance i needed hlp in o74 coz i cnt pull off a win on my own. plz make a deal wit me so i cn bck stab u. i lik 2 plan my opz at 10:00:00 coz i thnk ppl r sleepin or at wrk,but since i dnt wrk an cnt hold a job i sit on here attckin ppl wut r weakr thn me! thtz how i win coz i cnt attck thm whn thr lookin rite at me,i wait until thr asleep coz im egy an im a cowrd!
Im shawn i turn on my frndz an teammatez. i dnt lik havin a hard game. i lik Ez winz. an whn my Boyfrnd billy callz i go runnin coz im his Prag. an i lik 2 be in alliancez whr i dnt hav 2 do anythng. i dnt wnt a single opponent wut cn beat me! i wnt smooth sailin 2 a crwn. an i will use anyone 2 get thr! i wuz in the syndicate in zac so i thnk im bettr thn u evn tho i wuz shielded half the game an fought weak little twnz im a syndicate guy so watch out! whn i get attckd i run lik a twist 2 loser boyz an anyone who will giv me supprt. coz i knw steff cn put me out one-on-one. (got newz 4 u shawn..i cn wipe u rite out. an u cn thnk u cn hide wit ur boyfrndz frm anti-dnt-mattr coz im comin 2 o64 soon
u cnt stop me shawn. havin 2 go beg 4 hlp provez it.)
im Straddling warriorz i tlk all tuff whn i got mor citiez thn u. i tell u how itz goin 2 be,thn i attck u.but if itz the othr way around u cn bet ill crawl undr the nearest rock an hide lik a B--ch!
Im Mumm-Rat i cnt fight on my own. i need hlp an supprt frm my entire alliance an anyone who feelz sorry 4 me. i cnt expand unless i colonize. an i spend gold 2 build my wallz instead of payin my billz coz i dnt hav billz coz i liv wit my MOM! i gota mov 2 o12 2 try an ruin anthr random alliancez ocean coz i cnt clr mine by myself an my aliance cnt seem 2 beat little alliancez so they r hlping the big alliancez coz wr scared! we came up wit a silly name coz we dnt knw wut hppnd 2 the last disney alliance wut thot thr the best. petr pan dnt grw up an neithr do i! jus ask my mom!
Im Spot! see Spot run,watch Spot turn his bck on frndz! thtz me! i wuz in the syndicate! i thnk im a good person. im loyal 2 a temporary alliance not 2 my frndz ive made. U cn bet ill turn my bck on my eagle frndz as soon as im in anothr alliance,ill forget all about Eagle. thr fly-by-nite,flavr of the month. an whn the time is up ill turn on thm 2,coz im SPOT! the syndicate guy!. im only loyal 2 Mungus who dnt care about me at all! Mungus cared about me soooo much he ddnt evn tell me TS restrtd in emporion,i had 2 find tht out frm my reel frndz who i turnd on. I ddnt evn get the chnce 2 carry billy's bagz in2 emporion! he let shawn do tht! tht wuz my jOB!,now im in a alliance whr i got no frndz,coz i turned on all my frndz an attckd thm coz IM SPOT! THE SYNDICATE GUY!
Im rowhead! im a ship jumpr an a doggr. im reel lazy!. i bailed on my alliance in sinope. i ddnt hav the decency 2 say i quit i jus left!. thn i came here an joind FEE only 2 quit again! im a quitr! thn latr on whn i felt lik it i came bck an joind transexul dandrufftrz thn i stabbd thm in the bck an rejoind FEE only 2 stab FEE in the bck a 2nd time an go join the restlesstance, an u cn bet whn they strt 2 lose ill bail on thm 2! coz im Rowhead! ill take ur supprt NP,thn ill leave u high an dry!
Im Spl'Ratboy! My ex-boyfrnd ,Garry wuz 2 much of a cowrd 2 com here! he saw steff an evn he wuz smart enuff 2 not set foot here. im not smart but i lik beatin on little playrz wit my best frnd an formr lovr,GARRY! an hez not here so im SAD! Bck in apollonia i wuz powrful coz Garry hlpd me an kept me safe! but at least my new boyfrnd Jokeseph Burnz came here! him an i go 2 his momz coz my mom sayz i cnt hav guyz ovr coz they leave thr dirty undrware all ovr! so i gota see Jokeseph burnz in secret! i lik 2 thnk i knw all about this game,but i dnt! thtz y im in blue ribbon Qu--rz hidin! coz one day i wnt 2 be a good grepo playr! jus lik steff! maybe thn Garry will com bck in2 my life an i cn be his lap dog again!!!!
Im Dsadder i cn only tak inactivez! i get hlp Frm TD, they tip me off so i cn avoid a reel fight,but this time i bit off mor thn i cn chew. normally i lik 2 bite little weinnerz but this time i bit dwn on a conqrete sausage! Im a membr of a alliance tht rilly sux. wr calld "Algea"! an we got a bunch of misfit playrz! an im the biggst misfit of all! wr so scared we made napz wit nearly evryone! whn ur back is turnd we attck! .BTW im not me any mor,i told ppl i gav my account 2 "sumone else" so i cn pretend im a diffrnt playr so i cn keep the citiez i stole whn i run an hide in InTD..hey! a rat will do anythng 2 survive
Im quagmirehemroid ! whn i lose citiez i tell ppl i planned it 2 happn!. i dnt lik TR but ill hlp thm win by fightin thoz who r attckin TR. thn ill run away lik a B-tch an ill hide in o13. i left "wintr is not comin" coz i ddnt lik 2 hav 2 fight,an i got sick of alwayz providin the condomz whn evr my boyfrnd thrizzled came ovr 2 my house 2 make out! i tryd 2 get him 2 rilly luv me so i made sex refrencez wit my city namez an he ddnt evn call! an i saw his car parkd at Assjayhav'z trailr!
Im AssJayhav! im a quitr! whn im winnin an beatin on little playrz im rite thr! but whn the tide turnz an my victimz become predatorz i run an hide! i cnt defnd myself,an i constntly need bck up frm lowlife alliancez i lik 2 join,an whn they cnt delivr i whine until i get bootd! thn i say i quit so it dnt look lik i got beatn at my own game!. i evn tryd runnin 2 Vac mode lik all my bddiez but whn i returnd i got my azz handed 2 m3! i learnd the hard way tht bothin little playrz dnt pay off in the end coz little playrz cn becom big playrz
( i out lastd U ..B--ch! )
Im A-hoel777 im a bully jus lik my boyfrnd Assjayhav!. i luv beatin on anyone weakr thn me!. an i dnt knw it yet but my time here is comin 2 an end....i thnk i cn tak on anyone but a wolf in sheep'z clothin named ,Steff has my numbr an my numbr is up! an itz time 2 pay the check!
Im bark, I dnt hav bite . i join alliancez wut dnt go anywhr. i wuz in Rat'tor Pack! thn whn they faild i joind anothr aliance wut suckd. thn i became a leadr in algea an they wr the only onez dumb enuff 2 giv me a leadrshp role . Now steff is spellin m3 4 a laff an im dum enuff 2 fall 4 the old,"spell u so u will attck so i cn get BP trick" but im Bark! i flip out lik a baby an go aftr ppl i got no hope of beatin. thn again i nevr fight i jus Sim coz im Bark the baby
..."dear diary..i did my very 1st attckz on wedsday nite! im so proud of myself. i waitd until my opponentz bck wuz turnd an sent my mantiez 2 clear her citiez thn i ran lik hell an hid in ID"
Im 2013MyMumIs-bi im only tuff whn ur bck is turnd
itz a sure bet if ur not lookin tht ill attck. i also cn only tak ghostz an inactivez. im very good at tht,an im knwn 4 givin good road cone 2 thrizzle,thtz why he keepz me around,othrwise im prtty uselss,but thn again i am with the losr boyz
Im Erik the nerd..i com frm a long line of viking cowrdz. the only time i get BP is whn i attck my own team matez coz they tell ppl directly how useless i rilly am! an the truth hurtz! i lik 2 sit an do nothin 4 half a yr thn complain. an whn my little feelingz get hurt i fly off the handle an CRY!!! ! wish i wuz a REEL norge! but i aint got the gutz or honor 2 be a reel norseman!! Evn steff is a bettr norwegen thn me! im jealous of Steff coz shez the best in the wrld at evrythng she doz. the only thng i do good is giv road cone 2 random guyz
! the only thng i do bettr thn steff is turn on my own team! im good at tht coz im erik the nerd! an i wnt 2 be norge!!!
Im Ann z i thnk im a good person. i also thnk i OWN the playrz in my alliance the 4 hosemen! bck in apollonia i ran frm all the fightz an jus sat an turtled up. an whn i gota sav my own azz ill throw my own teammatez undr the bus. if i knw it will save me ill throw my best frnd undr the bus!! i lik 2 jus sit thr barkin ordrz 2 my team. well i own thm! i cn treat thm anyway i wnt. an whn garry showz up i jus bend ovr an tak it! an if he getz mad i will sell out a team a mate 2 garry so he wnt beat on me. i make 4hosemen whr evr i go coz i cnt thnk of a bettr alliance evn tho we nevr go anywhr. my policy is if ur biggr thn me im ur B--ch!
Im chaspentard!!! i wuz in Fail club in zacythus! our 250 playrz faild 2 win the crown againzt fee an 73 syndicate playrz evn tho we pactd wit the whole wrld. now im sad! thrz no mor fail club! an my boyfrnd,"abe lincoln" baild on me. he gav up coz he suckd at grepo! Now steff came an beat me up! coz whn i came here i joind FEE but i sold thm out coz i thot they wr dun coz they got beat in o44 whn 3 alliancez turnz on thm so rathr thn lose i joind the othr side now i jus sim the day away!...tht is until steff showd up an the steff wreckin machine rolld thru my frnt yard! coz i crapd my pantz whn steff attckd me i wuz 2 dum 2 post in my own forum now i ran 2 vac mode so the beatinz wuld stop! im La resistancez star playr! YEA! (got newz 4 u sunshine..momma monstr is waitin outside ur city gatez
ALL EVRYONE ON HERE TLKZ BOUT IS M3
I DNT BLAME THM. I LIK TLKIN BOUT M3 2! M3 M3 M3
WUT ELSE WULD THR BE 2 TLK BOUT? without me none of u guyz wuld hav anythng 2 strive 2 be,nothin in ur livez u culd excell 2 becom,not tht u wuld evr be anythng close 2 bein m3...or anythng at all 4 tht mattr. Ur failz,nothin mor. while im doin all the thngz in life u wish u culd do i cn also play this wit 1 hand while the othr weldz,sewz bettr thn martha stewrt,or buildz a fence highr thn donald trump. U play this coz ur tryin 2 escape the fact ur all failrz at life. i play this 2 show u evn here im bettr thn u. maybe ill grace u wit a pic update altho evn i cnt get bettr thn the current perfction up thr. an tak a GOOD LOOK coz if u wnt 2 knw wut COOL is? thn ur LOOKIN at it!